Adult film star Stormy Daniels revealed Tuesday that her upcoming book will reveal a detailed description of the penis of the president of the United States. The information was so absurd, NBC host Seth Meyers swore it had nothing to do with his mind being in the gutter.
"So for once, I’m gonna say let’s not take a closer look," Meyers said during his nightly "Closer Look" segment.
“He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels wrote of the president. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool ... I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
“That’s a joke about the news,” Meyers promised. “You might be saying, ‘How dare you make a joke about a penis looking like a video game character.’ That’s the f*cking news right now.”
“My head’s not in the gutter,” he promised. “It’s in the news, which is in the gutter.”
In an interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper Tuesday, Daniels' attorney Michael Avenatti wondered what Fox News or Sarah Huckabee Sanders will do to verify her claims about the appearence of the president's penis.
Watch a clip via Meyers' Twitter below:
From tonight’s #LNSM: “My head’s not in the gutter. It’s in the news, which is in the gutter.” https://t.co/8f7pTWflRo— Late Night with Seth Meyers (@Late Night with Seth Meyers)1537313409.0