President Donald Trump has worked diligently to capitalize off of his campaign and presidency with extensively branded merch that MAGA fans flock to purchase.
This holiday season, the staples of a Trump shirt or a MAGA hat are typical stocking stuffers for the obsessed Trumpster, but there’s a whole world of Etsy-designed gifts and bad swag-crafts that are worth a chuckle.
Check them out below:
1. Trumpy Bear
When the stuffed bear with a red tie and orange troll-hair hit the market, people wondered if it was a fake commercial created by Saturday Night Live. But, alas, it’s real. Commercials encourage men to buy one for their ladies to cuddle with, perhaps because the bear is less likely to sexually assault her.
A great way to spice up this gift, however, could be turning the Trumpy Bear into a NannyCam and slipping a hidden camera into it. Then you too can capture encounters with Russian prostitutes!
2. Ugly Christmas sweater with Trump on it
What’s a holiday without an ugly Christmas sweater? And what could be more hilarious and humiliating then a sweater saying “Build that wall?”
3. Trump metal lunchbox — perfect for fruitcake!