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Stephen Colbert says Democratic debate ‘was like watching the Seven Dwarves offering Snow White a poison apple’

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Stephen Colbert on Tuesday presented a live episode of the “Late Show” following the second round of Democratic debates on CNN.

The comedian billed the segment as “Democratic Debate Night: 2 Many Candidates 2 Remember: Forget Harder.”

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“CNN’s debate was broadcast from Detriot’s Fox Theater, you know their slogan, ‘when you think CNN, think Fox,'” he joked.

“It’s hard to sum up what happened tonight, but most of it was a bunch of guys with no chance to win the Democratic nomination, yelling Republican talking points at the people who can — it was like watching the Seven Dwarves offering Snow White a poison apple,” he explained.

The host ridiculed Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) for not putting his hand over his heart during the national anthem.

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“The debate began with our national anthem,” Colbert said. “And everyone passed the test by holding their hands over their hearts, except Tim Ryan — unless he keeps his heart in his scrotum.”

“I’m not sure, I think he keeps his brain there,” he added.

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Colbert had lots to add on the candidates, even appearing to drink a tumbler of liquor at one point.

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He’s trying ‘to get under Trump’s skin’: Reporter Olivia Nuzzi outlines Joe Walsh’s impact on 2020

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Republican strategist Shermichael Singleton explained during an MSNBC panel discussion that former Rep. Joe Walsh isn't likely to peel away many voters from Trump as someone who is "Trump-light." New York Magazine reporter Olivia Nuzzi, however, thinks Walsh with have a more significant impact, whether or not he can win the primary race.

During a CNN panel discussion, Nuzzi similarly noted that Walsh's primary purpose could be to troll the president.

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Iowa’s Steve King facing ouster because his campaign is broke and his allies have fled: report

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Iowa Republican Steve King is facing losing his seat representing his district in the U.S. House of Representatives as his campaign finds itself broke and the Republican Party has turned its back on him after his latest round of controversial comments.

According to a report from the Daily Beast, his campaign is struggling to bring donors -- who once wholeheartedly supported him --back into the fold.

Even worse, his colleagues in Congress have also abandoned him.

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Trump campaign mocked after unveiling new red hats: ‘Do you have arm bands as well?’

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President Donald Trump's 2016 "Make America Great Again" hats have been replaced with new "Keep America Great" hats.

Trump re-election campaign manager Brad Parscale modeled one of the hats on Twitter.

Here is some of what people were saying:

https://twitter.com/LazarusLeBaron/status/1165430924093165568

Here I made an arm band design for you pic.twitter.com/inTyqVi2wo

— Christopher Goodwin (@LazarusLeBaron) August 25, 2019

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