A few people have called in needing toilet paper more than pizza.
Now that bars and restaurants are closed except for takeout, one Portland eatery has come up with a plan to keep things from literally going to shit.
The Portland State University location of Pizza Schmizza has started selling all their pies for $15, and on top of that, they're throwing in a roll of precious toilet paper with every delivery.
"It just started out more than anything as a promotion to get people in here, and add a little levity to everyone's fears," says Rogér Jehan, director of operations. "We're a restaurant supply place and we've got quite a bit of toilet paper."