Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) was the butt of jokes on Friday as the hashtag “Ted Cruz has no balls” trended nationwide on Twitter.
It started when the Texas Republican accused liberals of never growing balls.
A fair point. Many liberal males never grow balls…. https://t.co/FhHmIPFUpJ
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) September 11, 2020
Unsurprisingly, many people in turn noted that Cruz has a subservient relationship with Donald Trump, who said his wife was ugly and suggested his father help assassinate President John F. Kennedy. Here’s some of what people were saying about Cruz:
Ted Cruz supported Donald Trump after Trump attacked his wife and accused his father of helping assassinate JFK.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 11, 2020
Trump has yours, so what you whining about?
— Chris Sampson (@TAPSTRIMEDIA) September 11, 2020
“I've met much tougher people than Ted Cruz. He's like a baby. … He's like a little baby. Soft, weak, little baby by comparison. But for lying, he's the best I've ever seen. … A guy like Ted Cruz, he has no clue.”- your daddy trump said that.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 11, 2020
— #BidenHarris2020 (@Donz0) September 11, 2020
When do you think you’ll grow some, Ted?
And what does your wife do with hers? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/FXGeLxoeWq
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 11, 2020
Trump insulted your wife and father, yet you continue to gobble up his stool like it’s a Red Lobster shrimp basket.
Ted, no one – and I mean absolutely no one – would put you and “set of balls” in the same sentence.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) September 11, 2020
Think you probably want to ditch the mom jeans before you go there. Also, tempting college and law school classmates to recount your proto-incel days
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) September 11, 2020
Your ugly ass wife tell you that?
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) September 11, 2020
It's kinda hard to stop laughing about this. So is this the guy who supposedly has a fully dropped pair? pic.twitter.com/lXglnCtGXo
— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) September 11, 2020
Does a man who sells his soul to someone who publicly called his wife ugly ever grow balls? https://t.co/DDkpMSGhpt
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) September 11, 2020
His JFK killing Dad took his 1st.
His ugly wife took the 2nd.#TedCruzHasNoBalls
— Brian O'Sullivan (@osullivanauthor) September 11, 2020
Again. People without testicles are not bad people and or spineless. Maybe tedcruzhasnospine #TedCruzHasNoBalls
— The_Cowman_ (@cowman_the) September 11, 2020
— #2Parties1Agenda owned by Billionaires (@o_rittenhouse) September 11, 2020
If someone said your wife was ugly and accused your Dad of planning Kennedy’s assassination…. what would YOU do?
Literally any other man would kick that guy’s ass.
But no…. this dickless wonder does campaign calls for him.
— thearticles7777 (@thearticles7777) September 11, 2020
— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) September 11, 2020
Oh ted … how does it feel? To know that everyone is poking fun at your reproductive anatomy? #TedCruzHasNoBalls
— shes witty, shitty,and a little pretty (@DK8sam) September 11, 2020
— Changey McSubject (@ChangyMcSubject) September 11, 2020
Ted Cruz Tweeted "Many liberal males never grow balls…" and now #TedCruzHasNoBalls is trending.
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones especially when you have shown time and time again that you have no stones of your own. None. pic.twitter.com/ZljbDQJSwp
— JackWBower (@Trumpet1984) September 11, 2020
I imagine Ted Cruz sending a tweet with a big smirk on his face, then the smirk getting more fragile and inauthentic as replies come in and he realizes how much he owned himself again.#TedCruzHasNoBalls
— JRehling (@JRehling) September 11, 2020
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