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Theoretically, John McCain could be found rolling in a wading pool of baby oil with a local high school's swim team.

Somehow, I don't think that will become a narrative worthy of hours of discussion on cable news.

You're A Bad Terrorism Guy

imageThe main reason I like poking at Andy McCarthy so much is because it's like the only thing he knows about terrorism is that whatever Democrats do won't work. If Obama threatened a year of crotch stompings to all people convicted of terrorist activities, McCarthy would have 750 words penned almost instantaneously about how the terrorist crotch is actually a secret signaling panel to other cells, the foot its most direct activator.

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A press conference untethered from reality

It's just too over-the-top to ignore. This loser, Larry Sinclair, has been peddling a ridiculous story about having blown Obama in a party-hard limo in Illinois; he held a three-ring circus news conference at the National Press Club today.

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TN: brutal trans-bashing by Memphis police officer caught on tape

Our trans brothers and sisters are human beings. How difficult is this concept to grasp for the bigots out there? I'm sick and angered by story after story about grown adults -- in this case a law enforcement officer sworn to serve and protect everyone -- acting like violent brutes out of fear and ignorance. And all the while they are enabled by others who look on and do nothing. Memphis station WMC-TV has the video. You must watch it.

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Request

If anyone out there has a Mac-compatible copy of Photoshop they'd be looking to get rid of cheap, e-mail me.

We are in dire need of self-made internet macros.

Get Rapture Ready!

Oh man, this is so cool. I did an image search for "rapture" and on the first page I saw the first picture I'd ever seen depicting it. (You can click it for a bigger version.) I picked it up while at youth group in high school and asked about it, and the leader answered my questions shortly, indicating, I think, that belief in this event was a sore spot between various parishioners at what was basically a mainline church. I was already well on my road to an adulthood of grouchy atheism, and I think this image---with its gloating cruelty that haunted me---drove me further that way. Christians say they believe in a Jesus of love and mercy, but then they have stuff like that just laying around. (Not all, I realize, or even most.)

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We Have Come Together To Remember Me

imageBernie Goldberg (Bias, Some Other Shitty Book About Al Franken) writes about his fondest memory of Tim Russert...which is actually one of his fondest memories of himself that happens to involve Tim Russert.

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Cheaper. Dumber. Worser. Dumber.

James Pethoukis of USNWR has a series of suggestions for McCain on how he can pull some political jiujitsu and turn energy against Obama. (Why has nobody ever thought of something like this before?)

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The Audacity Of Vitriol

imageFloyd Brown, the originator of the Willie Horton and "Is Barack Obama Lying About Being A Muslim?" ads, is receiving threats and intimidation from Obama supporters. Being the fair minded arbiters of civil order that we are, I've decided to highlight some of the worst to show just how awful Obamism.

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Don't Punch The Unicorn

I think my favorite part of this segment is when the host says, "This is John McCain we're talking about!"

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Prediction

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Bad Chicago news for The Peter

The Peter is probably having a cow right now since this is in his backyard.

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