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Way to go, Mark Halperin!

I'm sure y'all have seen this at this point, but who cares? It's an insta-classic in the art of acting like a super-entitled prick.

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Do the watusi

After reading this piece called "The 10 Easiest Things Dance Songs Ask of You", I realized that I had previously thought the only way you could tell dance music from non-dance music was the BPMs, the infectious grooves and that fact that people want to dance to it. But it's also true that the ubiquitous nature of the imperative mood is a factor in determining if what you're hearing is dance music or not.

Kentucky: HS assistant principal allegedly bans gay students from restroom

Now the homophobic idiocy of this is bad enough, but why the hell did this assistant principal think she had the right to do this? (Kentucky Equality Federation):

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Strikingly, god thinks exactly what any random choad claims he's thinking

If you've been following this non-starter of a controversy over President Obama's commencement speech at Notre Dame---and I say non-starter, because the students, faculty, and staff all want it, with the exception of a small minority of right wing wankers pretending their objection is religious in nature---you've been witnessing a first class example of how religion is used as a rationalization for whatever you wanted to believe in the first place. Former Vatican ambassador Mary Ann Glendon is turning down some big award from Notre Dame to protest the fact that they're honoring President Obama, as they have every other President since Eisenhower. The ostensible reason that Obama is being protested is that he's pro-choice, and that implies---quite falsely---that Notre Dame is changing some tradition of rejecting pro-choice Presidents, even though they've done it before. It does make you think about what it could be that's different about Obama that is causing this reaction, but of course speculation of this sort will just result in a bunch of pearl-clutching faux outrage of the sort we've seen from Donna Barstow or Byron York.

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Your tax dollars at work: Keith Deltano, America's new abstinence clown

Just about everyone with half a brain in this country knows abstinence-only sex ed doesn't work. Nevertheless, you are getting pickpocket by Uncle Sam to fund some of the most brain-dead sex ed ever imaginable in our schools. You might recall Ohio abstinence-only educator clown Derek Dye. Yes, a literal clown -- he possesses a "Bachelor of Fun Arts" from Barnum Bailey Clown College, along with a $50 abstinence-educator certificate. He's employed by the Elizabeth New Life Center, which landed an $800K grant to juggle and tell students "Having sex before you are married is just like juggling machetes!"

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Yeah, women hate freedom: A wrap-up of a few days of comedy

Part of me wants to drop it, due to the extreme silliness of the situation, and I will after this post. But everyone here has been so awesome, hilarious, and insightful for the past few days, that I thought I'd update you and let you know that Peter Thiel's assistant sent me a self-aggrandizing note that Thiel wrote in response to my post making fun of him and his fantasies about escaping the horrible land of women's suffrage and functional government infrastructure. Mind you, it's an infrastructure that made Thiel's wealth possible---since Thiel is a dot com millionaire, and the internet was developed through heavy use of government funding through universities, Thiel can only expect his sexist, live-with-the-mermaids fantasies to be taken seriously because he's a recipient of extensive government spending that was only possible through taxation. But I digress. Thiel's email to me was about how he doesn't care if women vote, as long as they vote against their own interests.

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Friday Genius Ten "Tears Of Some Clowns" Edition

I was going to pick "Boo Hoo Fucking Hoo" by the Yuppie Pricks for today's Genius pick, to honor the "you made FUN of US" whining we've had to tolerate from self-described libertarians this week, but alas, there's no You Tube video for it. But there is for Devo's "Through Being Cool".

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GA: Mule-f*cking secessionist Neal Horsley is running for governor

What do I label this -- "I'm not sh*tting you" or "you can't make this sh*t up"? (Raw Story):

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NOM board member advocates criminalization of homosexuality, overthrow of government

The folks at the National Organization for Marriage are quickly earning a reputation as an incompetent, delusional organization ill-prepared to handle defending "traditional marriage."

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I haven't had this much fun since Michelle Obama converted me to Islam

I really shouldn't keep dragging this out, but I didn't have a chance to post tonight, and so there. In the comments of the latest post of the most ridiculous blog war of April 2009, one of our newly gained commenters says:

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Miss California at presser: if we don't save marriage kids won't have moms and dads

Rebecca Armendariz of the Washington Blade returned from today's presser with NOM's Maggie Gallagher and Miss Pageant-Paid-for Fake Jugs for Jesus California at the National Press Club in DC. Here's the video (apologies in advance -- you'll want the next 2:21 seconds back -- there is a lot of wind whistling between the ears dead ahead):

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Note To Cartoonists

Should any of you feel the need to call me and threaten litigation over commentary on your racist-ass cartoon, please do so in writing. It makes the guidelines on commenting on your future racism, which is as guaranteed to occur as the sun being hot, that much easier. Oh, and please don't misrepresent fair use law.

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The New GOP Theme Song

Barack Obama will...

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