Canadian geese with orange hair, muscular hands and machine guns patrol Lake Ontario in President Donald Trump's latest AI -slop fever dream.
The leader of the free world dubbed these terrifying birds "Donald Ducks."
Trump, 80, shared this bizarre video as criticism and ridicule mount over his trade war with Canada and executive order renaming Lake Ontario "Lake America."
It also appeared soon after The Bulwark revealed a Trump loyalist was caught in an audio bemoaning "Trump fatigue" she worried would drive Republican voters away from the polls.
“We’re not helping ourselves today when we decide to rename Lake Ontario ‘Lake America,'" said Rep. Stephanie Bice (R-OK). "I mean, yeah, these are not—this does not help the case, right?”
Trump apparently disagreed.
After a morning spent insulting CNN and praising Henry Enten, Trump shared a 34-second video of a phalanx of armed geese marching to the "Hawaii Five-O" theme song.
They can be seen quacking, running, staring menacingly into the camera and shooting their machine guns into the sky.
Trump's followers on X were charmed and enchanted.
"President Trump just posted this gem," wrote political commentator Eric Daugherty. "Lake America, protected by Donald Ducks Pure gold."
Ducks and geese are different, science shows.
