Fox News' America's Pulse host E.D. Hill must have gotten an associate-Obama-with-terrorism-at-all-costs memo from upstairs, as she desperately tried to interpret the "fist bump" between Michelle and Barack Obama in a unique segment featuring a "body language expert."

Now I don't know why the fist bump is worth dissecting, but if it's some sort of secret signal to fellow terrorists, then I guess my governor, Mike "Pansy" Easley (who received one yesterday when Obama swung through Raleigh), should be on some sort of watchlist: