Augustienne (to me):, tomorrow let's go pick up the car from my dad's house after we take the dog to get her nails clipped and go grocery shopping, so I can take the car to go get that thing for Augustlet's school and you two can just go straight home...

Augustlet (in perfect chorus with Augustienne): ...or whatever.

Me: Hahahahaha.

Augustienne: That's going to be an Augustlet Chronicle, isn't it?