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Just give me my paycheck and I'll be on my way.


From the moment I walked into Wanted - hell, from the moment I saw the trailer - I expected a giant, wanky, over-the-top [Update: misogynist and misanthropic] blood-drenched video game that takes itself so seriously it goes all the way around to playfulness again; one which would probably have a logic hole so large that it can't be seen from space because it's too fucking huge. After the jump, find out whether I got what I expected. Yep.