Here's a visual aid for the next time someone wonders "just what's so bad about being a nice guy, anyway?"

Friends with detriments.

Randall Munroe gets it.

Well, either that, or he really, really doesn't get it, but that's just a disclaimer born of too many times reading Chris Muir's "Should-be-ironic-but-is-really-quite-earnest" dialogue.

(Hey, Auguste, where do you get off hotlinking that cartoon, anyway?)