On his weekend Faux News talk show, failed GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee suggested quite strongly to the vile Ann Coulter -- "scouts honor" -- that he doesn't believe in having his pole smoked (among other things) that fall under the definition of sodomy.

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Huck to Coulter: I am not, as you characterize me in one article, pro-gay and pro-sodomy -- that is SO not me.

Coulter: Yes, there was a Supreme Court decision you agreed or disagreed with...yes, I got you on that one Mike Huckabee...

Huck: Nope, you didn't. I am definitely not pro-sodomy -- I promise, scout's honor. There are many things I might be but that is not one of them.

That must be one sad, sad Huckabee covenant marital bed. Actually, I don't want to visualize anything of the sort, but he's the one who raised this issue. Does he want to see Lawrence v. Texas overturned so he can have the law peep in on all those sodomites and throw them in the clink (watch out LCRs!)? There's a real winning 2012 issue, Huck..