Holy mother of man-on-dog. How did this man get elected to the U.S. Senate? Former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) was invited to give a lecture on Islam at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. As Think Progress noted, Little Ricky pontificated that "the American public knows too little about the Islamic faith" and then said this:

“A democracy could not exist because Mohammed already made the perfect law,” Santorum said. “The Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.”

Islam is not a language. The Quran was, of course, written in Arabic.