Do you feel your testosterone levels rise as you read this pathetic sh*t from conservative rag Human Events? Or is editor Thomas S. Winter feeling his "boys" retract as he senses his male privilege is "under attack"?
This e-blast tells us more than we ever wanted to know about the far-right conservative male mind.
Dear Fellow Conservative:
Today's weak and pusillanimous Nanny State is anything but hospitable to true manhood.
But our society today offers no clear rite of passage for young men. Instead, every male must learn how to be a man as best he can — after all, such knowledge isn't written in our genetic codes.
That's why Frank Miniter's The Ultimate Man's Survival Guide is a Godsend! It gives young men what they need to become not effete "metrosexuals" skilled at the ins and outs of high fashion and cocktail chat, but well-rounded men who can fight off bears and alligators, create a tourniquet out of a t-shirt, set a dislocated joint, rescue a drowning person — and pick the perfect cigar and bottle of wine.
Presented in six sections — survivor, provider, athlete, hero, gentleman, and philosopher — The Ultimate Man's Survival Guide teaches men that any guy can be the "ultimate man" whether he is rescuing a lost hiker, plucking a child from a swift stream, or standing up against injustice.
Now, for a limited time, HUMAN EVENTS is making The Ultimate Man's Survival Guide available to you absolutely FREE.
Thomas S. Winter
Editor in Chief, HUMAN EVENTS
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