Just about everyone with half a brain in this country knows abstinence-only sex ed doesn't work. Nevertheless, you are getting pickpocket by Uncle Sam to fund some of the most brain-dead sex ed ever imaginable in our schools. You might recall Ohio abstinence-only educator clown Derek Dye. Yes, a literal clown -- he possesses a "Bachelor of Fun Arts" from Barnum Bailey Clown College, along with a $50 abstinence-educator certificate. He's employed by the Elizabeth New Life Center, which landed an $800K grant to juggle and tell students "Having sex before you are married is just like juggling machetes!"

I thought that Dye couldn't be topped, but Joe Sonka of Amplify Your Voice shared the talents of "sex ed comedian" Keith Deltano. KEYBOARD PROTECTION ALERT.

Deltano is a "comedian" who is paid by abstinence-only programs to perform for students all over the country. And what does this "performance" consist of? Take a look:

That's right, as you can see at 1:00 into the video above, he tells (and shows) kids that if you use a condom, there is a 30% chance that your genitals will virtually be smashed by a cinder block wielding lunatic.

Deltano is a psycho...a misogynist...a sad-ass extremely poor rapper...and hilarious for all the wrong reasons -- and he's earning a living on your dime.

Deltano also insults the intelligence of young women by discouraging the use of birth control pills. He refers to oral contraception as “the wheely thingy” and suggests that they are too complicated for young women too use properly.

...Deltano also encourages the gender stereotypes of young women as disinterested in sex and only caring about being married, and young men as crazy, uncontrollable sex addicts. Women are always the passive agents when it comes to sex. They are all characterized as disinterested in sex, only wanting love and marriage. As Deltano says after describing boys as dumb, uncontrollable sex addicts, “Girls, you want a ring on your finger.” Men, on the other hand, must prove their manhood by “protecting girls from their (the men’s) sexual desires” and not “meeting any of your own needs until you meet your family’s needs”. In other words, decisions on whether or not to have sex are exclusively in the hands of men, who are then solely responsible for their family’s needs. Young women are merely asexual passive beings who are supposed to stay pure, with the help of “real men” who control their dirty lustful thoughts.

Below the fold, a flashback to Derek Dye's clown performance. You decide which is the most insane use of taxpayer dollars. The incomparable Derek Dye: