Andy Cobb turns the actual writings of homophobic right-wing bleater Glenn Beck into a hilarious, if gut-churning video. It's safe to say that the Faux News talking head has some...serious issues.

No really, this is Glenn Beck's actual written-down, published work...Beck justifies it as part of a larger lesson about "teh gey iz bad," (I'm paraphrasing here), but cm'on. Plenty of people are homophobes without also being sister-licking weird about it.

Even if you dont think of Beck's "Casper the friendly hatemonger" pasty egg-shaped form engaging in this stuff, its enough to haunt your dreams. It's the rare work of literature where labeling the author a "motherfucker" would be a kind of lateral move--but he's a rare talent.

DRILL BABY DRILL, THE SERIES: From contraception to homosexuality, Conservatives seem to think they know how folks should behave in the bedroom.

Well, what do they say about sex? How do they, y'know, talk sexy? The answers may surprise you. They may also make you throw up in your mouth a little bit.

There is a preview at the end for the next video in Andy's series...a look at Billo's proclivities.