Sarah Palin whitesplains the meaning of MLK Day to that black guy in the White House
Word-twerking reality show spokesmodel Sarah Palin woke up this morning and discovered that it was Martin Luther King Day, which she thinks is like Christmas to black people, and, since she forgot to buy presents, she decided to give The Gift of Advice to President Barack Obama by explaining to him that the First Rule of MLK Day is that black people as a race don’t exist anymore so shut the hell up about them.
This also may be why she never calls and never writes to Glen Rice.
Posted to her Shoutyface Scream Wall, the person who types things for Sarah when her nails are still not dry, wrote:
Happy MLK, Jr. Day!
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
Mr. President, in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. and all who commit to ending any racial divide, no more playing the race card.
I am sure that Martin Luther King Jr’s words resonated deeply with Sarah Palin because she has five children (four if you ask Andrew Sullivan) making her one better than MLK (granted, she started earlier). Having said that, if I were her and they were my kids, I wouldn’t be talking about the content of their character so much and might stick with a simpler, pithier “White makes right, LOL!” .
Anyway, the ‘race card’ doesn’t belong to the blacks anymore as it has been appropriated by white people just like they stole everything else, so cut it out you black people because possession is nine-tenths of the law times the three-fifths compromise equals … carry the three …. um …. oh, yes: White makes right.