
Operation American Spring was supposed to involve between 10 million and 30 million patriots gathering in Washington D.C. to impeach President Obama, but if the accompanying #OperationAmericanSpring hashtag campaign is any indication, the popular uprising is not going according to plan.
The revolution's failure may be the result of nefarious elements in the United States government that empowered non-Springers to "hack" their hashtag:
Ok govt has hacked our hashtag, we spected that that is where you come in tweet about it blow this up
— LoneWolf (@LonerVet) May 16, 2014
Or it could be Fox News's fault:
@FoxNews Are you planning to cover #OperationAmericanSpring? Or are you going to ignore it like lame stream media? We are watching!!
— DebLea #BENGHAZI (@hildismom) May 16, 2014
Or the Glenn Beck's:
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— Cause of Liberty † (@CauseOfLiberty) May 16, 2014
Or the weather's:
Apparently, #OperationAmericanSpring will be delayed in overthrowing the government due to rain.
— Pope Ron Polyp II (@futuremonkey) May 16, 2014
Or the event is a smashing success:
#OperationAmericanSpring I am at the Capitol. Estimating the crowd to be between 15 million to 34 billion
— burt planet (@buttplanet) May 16, 2014
It's just that no one can seem to find it:
Where is everybody? I'm confused. Didn't get directions, thought I could find 10 million people! HELP!!! #OAS2014 #OperationAmericanSpring
— Jed (@JedStryke) May 16, 2014
Or most people have found it, just not the right people:
I love how 75% of the #OperationAmericanSpring feed is people mocking it. Apparently none of the 30m people who are there are on Twitter.
— James G Gilmore (@jamesggilmore) May 16, 2014
Wait! It's been found!
Hey everybody, I found #OperationAmericanSpring! No, wait, this is a family of five, tourists from Des Moines. Never mind! #AmericanSpring
— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich) May 16, 2014
But, in all seriousness, all of this mockery is uncouth:
I don't recall this many jokes about #ArabSpring #OperationAmericanSpring
— john r (@movado242) May 16, 2014
It is time to take to the Twitter!
#OperationAmericanSpring damn it civilians we need help govt has hacked us, cmon this is your chance to fight take to the twitter GO TO WAR
— LoneWolf (@LonerVet) May 16, 2014
They're really doing it!
#OperationAmericanSpring more live pics...we're really doing it!!! pic.twitter.com/brXSOGVK0m
— Andy (@aobehr) May 16, 2014
We only hope they don't burn this trying to show Obama who's a real American:
“@kendallhtucker: Protesters appear to be bringing in a cross pic.twitter.com/Meq7boKpiR” #OperationAmericanSpring
— oar fish ♡ (@tekhelet) May 16, 2014
Maybe Operation American Spring isn't really what it claims to be?
OMG, this stuff is so funny. #OperationAmericanSpring is a false flag comedy routine isn't it?
— scribblemethis (@scribblemethis) May 16, 2014
Or perhaps something even more sinister?
Is #OperationAmericanSpring a false flag to distract us from #Benghazi or is it the other way around? I forgot.
— TBogg (@tbogg) May 16, 2014
We here at the Raw Story agree with head prosecutor at Gitmo, and hope that whatever happens, it doesn't turn ugly:
Hope overthrow gov't thing doesn't turn ugly at 5:00 when 30,000,000 "patriots" ready for dinner realize DC doesn't have a Cracker Barrel.
— Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) May 16, 2014
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