The Sunday night announcement of the launch of Sarah Palin's new news channel brought out the wits and wags on Twitter Monday morning as they began compiling names for potential programing on the fledgling network.
Under the hashtag #PalinTVShows, the list of possibilities seemed endless as hundreds of suggestions were posted every minute.
More than a few commenters noted the discounted rate of $99.95 for a one-year subscription for network access, wondering if former vice presidential candidate -- notorious for resigning her governorship of Alaska midway through her first term -- would stick around for a full year of programming before finding something else to do.
Please enjoy a sampling of what America says it would like to see on the Sarah Palin Channel:
My Three Guns #PalinTVShows— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) July 28, 2014
Back Alley McBeal #PalinTVShows
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) July 28, 2014
I Love Lucy But Deport Ricky #PalinTVShows
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) July 28, 2014
#PalinTVShows Really Easy Jeopardy— SarahPalinChannel (@ThePalinChannel) July 28, 2014
Mama Grizzly Addams Family Values #PalinTVshows
— CitizenEgg (@CitizenEgg) July 28, 2014
#PalinTVShows Death Panels, She Wrote
— LeosMom (@AugustLeos) July 28, 2014
The Sorest Loser #PalinTVShows— Mama Chloe (@mamachloe615) July 28, 2014
The Weakest Wink #PalinTVShows— Yane A (@YaneAUSA) July 28, 2014
"Mr. Roger's Neighborhood Watch." #PalinTVShows
— Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) July 28, 2014Meet The Press...Never. - #PalinTVShows
— Afro Deesiac (@MyAfro) July 28, 2014Sarah the Vocabulary Slayer #PalinTVShows
— Lori Nalette (@Lori_Nalette) July 28, 2014#PalinTVShows Say Yes To The Confederate Flag Dress
— Darcy (@brooklinegirl) July 28, 2014Camo Is the New Black #PalinTVShows
— Steve M. (@nomoremister) July 28, 2014Unmarried With Children #PalinTVShows
— Rick Strandlof (@RickStrandlof) July 28, 2014Saved By The Bell Curve #PalinTVShows
— Shoq (@Shoq) July 28, 2014American Idle
— rick obermeyer (@ObermeyerRick) July 28, 2014...and of course:
— Tim mathis (@timmathiscomedy) July 28, 2014