Author pens hilarious erotic novella featuring Kirk Cameron and evolutionary-advanced ‘Crocoduck’
A fan of both erotic novels and child TV star turned evangelist Kirk Cameron’s fascinating observations about evolution has penned a speculative novella about Cameron engaging in inter-species sexual acts with the next step in evolutionary development: the “crocoduck.”
As noted at the Friendly Atheist, Christian fundamentalist Cameron used the idea of the crocoduck — half crocodile/half duck — to debunk evolutionary theory in a video eight years ago.
“Science has never found a genuine transitional form that is one kind of animal crossing over into another one,” he explained before introducing artwork depicting the crocoduck, telling the audience they could become rich if they ever discovered one.
In the video (see below) fellow panelist, atheist Brian Sapient, can be seen shaking his head while muttering, “Oh God, what a numbnut,” as Cameron speaks.
Using the crocoduck as a leaping off point, writer Mandy De Sandra penned, “Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick” described as follows:
Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains.
Intrigued readers can find the ebook here for the reasonable price of 99 cents.
Video of Cameron discussing the crocoduck below, uploaded to YouTube by Prophiscient: