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John Oliver: If you’re poor and require an overworked and underfunded public defender — ‘you’re f*cked’

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Calling them “the only people who have been to court more frequently than former child stars,” HBO’s John Oliver returned from hiatus to take up the cause of public defenders, those overworked attorneys the Miranda warning claims will be appointed to you should you be arrested and need one.

According to the host of Last Week Tonight, everyone in America is aware of the part public defenders play in our court system, but few know how overworked they are, giving the example of Fresno defenders handling up to 1,000 cases per year — or nearly three per day.

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“With caseloads that heavy, public defenders cannot possibly prepare an effective defense,” Oliver explained. “A study in New Orleans, a few years back, found the city had some part-time defenders who could only spend an average of seven minutes per case. And that is not long enough to prepare anything. If I only had seven minutes to prepare this show, I would definitely not be talking about public defenders right now. I’d be desperately trying to fill time right now by listing the Muppets in order of f*ckability.”

Oliver said that with caseloads so high, the system is known as “meet ’em and plead ’em,” with the vast majority of cases being resolved through plea bargaining whether the accused is guilty or not.

Furthermore, despite the Miranda warning’s promise that “an attorney will be appointed for you,” suspects in 43 states can still be billed for using a public defender regardless of their ability to pay.

With that in mind, Oliver employed the services of TV cops like Dennis Quaid, Sonja Sohn from The Wire, and Jeremy Sisto from Law & Order, to provide their suspects with a new — and more honest – Miranda Warning, that concludes by advising the alleged perps they are “f*cked” by an overworked and underfunded system of justice.

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CNN’s Sanjay Gupta slams Georgia governor’s bizarre excuse for not putting the state on shutdown sooner

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On CNN Thursday, Dr. Sanjay Gupta laid into Gov. Brian Kemp (R-GA) for claiming the he didn't know until today that coronavirus can be spread by people with no symptoms.

"I mean, if he didn't know that until the last 24 hours, he might be the only person, certainly the only alleged leader to not know that," said anchor Anderson Cooper. "I find that incredible."

"It's inexcusable, Anderson," said Gupta. "This is really — I can't believe — I live in Georgia, as you know, and I can tell you I have grade school students that are — my kids who know this. The CDC has been talking about this since the beginning of February. You know where the CDC is? In, Georgia, the same state where the governor said he didn't know this till the last 24 hours? I mean, Anderson, this is one of the most serious issues I think maybe any of us will sort of deal with, perhaps in our lifetime. And the governor of a state says he didn't know something that the country has known and has been acting on, thinking about for two months, he says he didn't know this until the last 24 hours."

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‘This is not the time for politics’: Trump whines about congressional investigations into his coronavirus failures

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President Donald Trump complained about congressional investigations during his Thursday Coronavirus Task Force briefing.

"I want to remind everyone here in our nation's capital -- especially in Congress -- that this is not the time for politics," Trump claimed.

"Endless partisan investigations -- here we go again -- have already done extraordinary damage to our country in recent years," he continued.

Trump argued that Congress should not investigate the multiple failures of Trump's response to the pandemic that have been the focus of shocking reporting in recent months.

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Trump’s new reporter-foe says he’s backtracking to save himself after downplaying the worst crisis in recent history

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During an MSNBC panel discussion, President Donald Trump's latest reporter-foe, Yamiche Alcindor of PBS, explained that it's clear he's backtracking after he downplayed the coronavirus crisis.

The president's greatest foe in the press room was once CNN's Jim Acosta, but as the PBS reporter quotes Trump's own words back to him, he's twice singled her out, calling her question "nasty" and referring to her and a fellow African American reporter "you people."

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