Conservative groups are up in arms over the fact that Target has announced transgender customers are welcome to use the restrooms that correspond to their gender.
The group, American Family Association, has called on members to boycott the big box retailer, stating Target's position "means a man can simply say he feels like a woman today and enter the women’s restroom … this is exactly how sexual predators get access to their victims."
Not to worry. Rod Johnson has "invented' a device that can scan and detect genitalia. In a spoof video posted by Slow News Day, Johnson cheerfully plugs his "D*ck Detector 3000."
"Ten years ago, using a public bathroom was a simple, worry-free process," he chirps. "But in today's radical political climate, you just can't be sure who you're peeing next to, and more importantly, what genitalia they're peeing with."
Watch the spoof, as posted to YouTube, here: