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‘ISIS, stop it!’: Trevor Noah unveils Trump’s grand plan to defeat ISIS

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During his Monday night Daily Show segment, Trevor Noah touched on a few very important things that the country needs to consider moving forward in the wake of our new president.

First, we don’t know much about Donald Trump or his policies. We don’t even know what the ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump stands for.

Second, Trump is just now realizing that his life is going to change tremendously, after spending nearly two years in a race for the White House.

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Mocking Trump’s ’60 Minutes’ realization that “This is a whole different life for me now,” Noah said, “Now you know how we feel Donald. You’re really surprised that the job of President of the United States of America is mildly different from selling real estate and meat?”

Third, Noah touched on Trump’s important call to his supporters on Sunday night to stop attacking people — Trump staring into the camera and demanding them to “stop it” —  and suggested that maybe it will be one of his policy platforms moving forward.

“Donald Trump is truly a genius, people,” Noah explained. “‘Cause I can tell you, whatever I was doing while I saw this, I stopped.”

“Maybe that’s his secret plan to beat ISIS. He’s just going to look into the camera and say, ‘ISIS, stop it,'” Noah continued. Turning to another camera, Noah, mocking Trump, said, “Illegal immigrants, stop it.”

“I think it’s nice that Donald Trump denounced hate crimes performed in his name,” Noah explained. “But why do I feel like he’s going to find out what it’s like to tell someone to stop but they still keep going?”

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And when it came to Trump’s beloved wall that he talked about over the course of his entire campaign, Noah questioned Trump’s willingness to accept a fence in certain areas instead.

“Excuse me what?” Noah started. “Did that guy just negotiate himself from a wall to a fence? What happened there? … Humpty Dumpty’s like ‘What the f*ck, Donald! I can’t sit on a fence! I’m not Paul Ryan!'”

Watch the full clip below.

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China reports 323 new cases of mysterious virus — as death toll rises to 54

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The number of confirmed deaths from a viral outbreak in China has risen to 54, with authorities in hard-hit Hubei province on Sunday reporting 13 more fatalities and 323 new cases.

The latest numbers from Hubei, the epicentre of the contagion, would put the nationwide total of confirmed infections at 1,610, based on figures previously released by the central government.

President Xi Jinping warned Saturday that China faced a "grave situation" as authorities raced to contain a respiratory illness that has caused the widespread abandonment of Lunar New Year celebrations nationwide and overwhelmed health facilities in Hubei.

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California offers to reimburse Trump for abortions — but he has to free the women from non-disclosure agreements

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The state of California is offering to reimburse President Donald Trump for any abortions he's paid for in the state, but there's a catch.

On Friday, the Office for Civil Rights (OCR) at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) issued a "notice of violation" against the state for mandating universal abortion coverage in health insurance plans sold in the state, which the administration claims is "unlawful discrimination."

“Once again, President Trump’s administration is delivering on his promise to protect human life and all Americans’ freedom of conscience,” HHS Secretary Alex Azar said in a statement.

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Elizabeth Warren wins coveted Iowa caucuses endorsement from the Des Moines Register newspaper

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Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) received a coveted endorsement on Saturday evening when her 2020 bid was endorsed by the Des Moines Register newspaper.

"Who would make the best president at this point in the country’s history? At a time when the economic deck has become so stacked against working Americans that the gap between rich and poor is the highest in more than 50 years? At a time when a generation of war has stressed military families and sapped the treasury?" the newspaper asked. "The Des Moines Register editorial board endorses Elizabeth Warren in the 2020 Iowa Democratic caucuses as the best leader for these times."

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