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‘ISIS, stop it!’: Trevor Noah unveils Trump’s grand plan to defeat ISIS

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During his Monday night Daily Show segment, Trevor Noah touched on a few very important things that the country needs to consider moving forward in the wake of our new president.

First, we don’t know much about Donald Trump or his policies. We don’t even know what the ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump stands for.

Second, Trump is just now realizing that his life is going to change tremendously, after spending nearly two years in a race for the White House.

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Mocking Trump’s ’60 Minutes’ realization that “This is a whole different life for me now,” Noah said, “Now you know how we feel Donald. You’re really surprised that the job of President of the United States of America is mildly different from selling real estate and meat?”

Third, Noah touched on Trump’s important call to his supporters on Sunday night to stop attacking people — Trump staring into the camera and demanding them to “stop it” —  and suggested that maybe it will be one of his policy platforms moving forward.

“Donald Trump is truly a genius, people,” Noah explained. “‘Cause I can tell you, whatever I was doing while I saw this, I stopped.”

“Maybe that’s his secret plan to beat ISIS. He’s just going to look into the camera and say, ‘ISIS, stop it,'” Noah continued. Turning to another camera, Noah, mocking Trump, said, “Illegal immigrants, stop it.”

“I think it’s nice that Donald Trump denounced hate crimes performed in his name,” Noah explained. “But why do I feel like he’s going to find out what it’s like to tell someone to stop but they still keep going?”

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And when it came to Trump’s beloved wall that he talked about over the course of his entire campaign, Noah questioned Trump’s willingness to accept a fence in certain areas instead.

“Excuse me what?” Noah started. “Did that guy just negotiate himself from a wall to a fence? What happened there? … Humpty Dumpty’s like ‘What the f*ck, Donald! I can’t sit on a fence! I’m not Paul Ryan!'”

Watch the full clip below.

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‘An utter disgrace’: Steve Schmidt slams Trump for his ‘slurring’ self-pitying Bedminster performance

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Republican campaign consultant -- and ardent never-Trumper -- Steve Schmidt did not think much of Donald Trump's second press conference at his Bedminster golf course on Saturday, stating the president's "slurring" performance loaded down with self-pity was an "utter f*cking disgrace."

Following the president's signing of four executive orders before adoring members of his country club, Schmidt went off on a tweetstorm, ending with calling the president "the greatest failure in American History."

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White House turmoil as Trump aides Mnuchin and Navarro get in ‘knockdown, drag-out’ yelling match: report

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According to a report from the Washington Post, a discussion in the Oval Office over social media platform TikTok collapsed into a shouting match between Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and trade advisor Peter Navarro while Donald Trump sat and watched.

One spectator described it as “knockdown, drag-out” brawl.

The Post reports Mnuchin was under the understanding that he had convinced Trump to allow a sale of TikTok to Microsoft, only to run into a roadblock put up by Navarro arguing for a total ban.

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WATCH: CNN uses video to bust Trump for lying and stealing credit for veterans program signed by Obama

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Reacting to Donald Trump's abrupt departure from his Saturday press conference after he was pressed by a CBS White House correspondent Paula Reid for lying and taking credit for a veterans bill signed into law by former President Barack Obama, CNN's Victor Blackwell shared clips of the former president announcing the signing in 2014 and Trump attempting to steal credit yesterday.

According to Blackwell, "One of President Trump's go-to lies is his role in passing Veterans Choice. You saw it at the end of the news conference when he walked away. Well that was when he was faced with a question why he said that he passed Choice and Accountability for the V.A."

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