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Sam Bee mocks Trump’s #GoldenShowerGate: ‘A spoonfull of hooker urine helps the treason claims go down’

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The fact that the Trump #GoldenShowerGate story is “plausible bullsh*t” concerns “Full Frontal” host Samantha Bee.

On Wednesday’s show, Bee addressed the strange stories surrounding Donald Trump’s dealings with Russia. The allegations are that Trump also hired prostitutes to urinate on each other for his enjoyment. While CNN never told their story with the details in the briefing, BuzzFeed put the documents online to let readers decide for themselves.

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Bee knew that the report wasn’t real because Trump has never actually paid anyone. She noted that no one would ever believe something like this about President Barack Obama, but with Trump it actually could be real. Besides, with Obama, Congress has urinated on him “for free” for years.

“In fact, if we believe something nasty and petty is what gets Trump hard, then his late night tweets to Alec Baldwin make a lot more sense,” Bee said.

To believe something about this, Bee noted that American voters would have to believe that Trump is the type of person to have a bizarre fixation with women and their bladders. The problem, of course, being that he went nuts on Twitter mocking Clinton for having to use the bathroom during the commercial break in the Democratic debates.

Bee noticed that Trump’s press conference on Wednesday used yet another prop table. This time, however, instead of a bunch of Trump products, it was “pile of manilla folders” representing “a soggy mattress once occupied by the last president we could look at without bursting into tears,” Bee said.

Trump couldn’t manage to talk about the report without using words like “releasing” and “number one and number two.” It was too much for Bee to handle. He then managed to go off on how there are small cameras that can be put anywhere to capture people doing anything.

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“Since when has the presence of cameras stopped Trump from doing something stupid?” Bee asked, showing the footage of Trump mocking the disabled New York Times reporter.

Trump said that the whole thing is “number one, tricky,” which Bee noted also happened to be the name of his favorite escort service.

“And while it’s fun to watch a livid Orange Julius explain that he can’t be into water-sports because he’s a germaphobe, we may have just witnessed what the history books will call, the end of the free press,” Bee said. She then showed a clip of Trump losing his mind about the news of the leak of leaks and attacking CNN’s Jim Acosta.

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“Yeah, you,” Bee pretended to be in a press conference. “I’ll take a question from the frog with a thumbs up sign.”

She ultimately concluded that this is likely a distraction from the real explosive details about Trump and his relationships with Russia.

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“A spoon full of hooker urine helps the treason claims go down,” she said.


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Masks take center stage in presidential race as Biden slams Trump for ‘costing people’s lives’

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In an interview with CNN's Dana Bash on Tuesday, former Vice President Joe Biden laid into President Donald Trump for his comments belittling his decision to wear a mask at the Memorial Day events at the beginning of the week.

"He's a fool, an absolute fool to talk that way," said Biden. He added that "This macho stuff ... It's costing people's lives."

Trump has frequently refused to don a mask while speaking to the media, even when he is in public places where masks are required.

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“He’s a fool, an absolute fool to talk that way,” Biden to @DanaBashCNN about Trump belittling his wearing of a mask. “This macho stuff ... It’s costing people’s lives.”

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1 in 5 teachers—citing COVID-19 concerns—likely won’t return to US schools this fall: survey

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While most U.S. schools have ended in-person instruction for the rest of this academic year because of the coronavirus pandemic, polling results published Tuesday show that the majority of parents and teachers expect classrooms to reopen in the fall and worry about what that will mean for safety and education.

In mid-May, Ipsos conducted a pair of online polls for USA Today of K-12 teachers and parents of school-aged children. Pollsters found that if schools reopen in the fall—with strict new rules to limit Covid-19 infections—nearly six in 10 parents would consider not sending their kids back and one in five educators likely would not return to teaching. Among teachers 55 and older, that figure was one in four.

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Trump says he can ‘absolutely’ force governors to reopen churches if he decides to do so

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At Tuesday's coronavirus press briefing, President Donald Trump was pressed on whether he really has the authority to force governors to allow houses of worship to reopen amid the coronavirus pandemic. "Can you explain what authority you had in mind when you said that you would do that?" asked a reporter.

The president emphasized that he does have the power — but did not elaborate on how specifically he would do so, and added that he doesn't think he will have to.

"I can absolutely do it if I want to," said Trump. "I don't think I'm going to have to, because it's starting to open up. We need our churches and our synagogues and our mosques. We want them open, churches, synagogues, mosques, and other — we want them open and we want them open as soon as possible."

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