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‘God you’re so screwed’: Alec Baldwin returns to SNL as Trump visiting Manafort on house arrest

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Alec Baldwin returned to “Saturday Night Live” this week as President Donald Trump visiting indicted former campaign CEO Paul Manafort on house arrest.

Sweeping into Manafort’s apartment with a pair of Secret Service agents, Trump said, “Hey, Paul, I just came by to check on you.”

“Oh, of course,” said SNL cast member Alex Moffat as Manafort. “I’m embarrassed, I only wore a $10,000 casual suit.”

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Trump rhapsodized that everything is so politically correct now, you can’t even call rugs “oriental.”

“Which, by the way,” he said, looking down. “These are fantastic.”

“I got a great deal. I paid a million bucks cash,” Manafort said.

“Dude, you are so screwed,” said Trump, before adjourning to the shower in case the apartment is bugged or Manafort was “wearing a wire.”

There, they were joined by Vice Pres. Mike Pence and embattled Sec. of State Jeff Sessions (Beck Bennett and Kate McKinnon).

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Sessions said he was wearing “a bathing costume I got at my favorite place, the 1890s.’

Furthermore, he said, “I thought we should all get used to wearing stripes.”

Watch the video, via YouTube, embedded below:

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China vows to retaliate for Trump’s Rose Garden press conference — and could impose new sanctions on America

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US President Donald Trump said Tuesday he was ending preferential trade treatment for Hong Kong and had signed into law an act that authorises sanctions on banks over China's clampdown in the international finance hub.

In a discursive news conference dominated by attacks on his domestic rivals, Trump declared himself to be the toughest president ever on China, a country he is increasingly positioning as his nemesis ahead of November elections.

Trump announced that he had issued an executive order on Hong Kong as he predicted decline for the restless city, on which Beijing recently imposed a tough new security law.

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Trump’s former White House doctor Ronny Jackson wins GOP runoff for Congress in Texas

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Ronny Jackson, the former White House physician and President Donald Trump's onetime nominee for secretary of veterans affairs, has won his bid for the Republican nomination for a solidly red congressional seat in the Texas Panhandle.

With 100% of polling locations reporting, though some mail-in ballots will still need to be counted, Jackson held a lead of 11 percentage points over Josh Winegarner, a veteran agriculture expert and lobbyist. Jackson and Winegarner were competing for a seat being vacated by U.S. Rep. Mac Thornberry, R-Clarendon, who is retiring and held the seat since 1995.

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Ivanka Trump’s tweet raises eyebrows: ‘Why is a senior White House official endorsing a food product?’

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As her big brother was dragging their 14-year-old half brother into the 2020 campaign, senior White House advisor Ivanka Trump was endorsing a line of canned food products.

If it’s Goya, it has to be good. Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/9tjVrfmo9z

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 15, 2020

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