‘Like a hemorrhoid came to life’: Ex-Trump aide Gorka’s gun photo gets ruthlessly mocked online
The accused Nazi sympathizer informed Recoil that he never leaves the house without two pistols, two flashlights and a tourniquet.
The profile showed a photo of Gorka — whose credentials and Ph.D. certification have been called into question — posing in a tan suede vest with a French-cuffed pink dress shirt underneath, a braided belt and a shotgun on his hip.
And the whole damn Internet just exploded.
It's like a hemorrhoid came to life and won a shopping spree at Sears pic.twitter.com/gExuFWU3uB
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) November 25, 2017
Gorka rockin' his faux suede vest…de rigueur attire for the Cartwright wanna-be crowd. pic.twitter.com/RBZaynkQS0
— Tracy Ann (@Twerps234) November 26, 2017
New American Gothic pic.twitter.com/uVvgA4MyWv
— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 25, 2017
Seb Gorka is like if Dwight Schrute sustained a massive head injury and got lost during a tour of the White House, also Dwight is a Nazi in this scenario.
— ErinEph (@ErinEph) November 26, 2017
my man looks like the average of every redditor pic.twitter.com/EWgQHJxfb9
— Max Read (@max_read) November 25, 2017
US fascist leader Sebastian Gorka demonstrates his large rifle, adjacent to his tiny pistol. pic.twitter.com/DDrF8D0mtO
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) November 25, 2017
I fixed the Sebastian Gorka picture you guys pic.twitter.com/jYO7pyhS8d
— Bert Russell (@Yabaadabadoo) November 25, 2017
Believe me, anyone who can carry off a braided belt, a tan suede vest with a pink shirt w/ French cuffs and NOT feel his masculinity threatened is certainly an Alfa Male and not a Pajama Boy
The scoped rifle is obviously to keep Bengal tigers at bay.#SebastianGorka pic.twitter.com/fDGnoh4jm0
— John Sheehan (@dogstar7tweets) November 25, 2017
People often wonder how Sebastian Gorka maintains his renowned physical & intellectual prowess pic.twitter.com/PmTUVMktkP
— joel tyler (@joeltyler_) November 25, 2017
— Bryan Powell (@TheBryanPowell) November 25, 2017
You know the photographer is like, "Do this with your thumb. Yeah, perfect. Now breathe in that country air. By the way, I told you to get a SUEDE vest."
— 🌲John Galt's Underpants🌲 (@otto_maddoxx) November 26, 2017
Well he had to shoot that ultra suede couch to make his vest.
— Sarah M (@SarahBondgirl53) November 26, 2017
Ahh yes. The traditional attire of any hunting season: delicate pinpoint with french cuffs under a suede vest. pic.twitter.com/8V4iZBjV20
— Tim Dragga (@timdragga) November 25, 2017