'Like a hemorrhoid came to life': Ex-Trump aide Gorka's gun photo gets ruthlessly mocked online
'New American Gothic' Tomi Lahren and Sebastian Gorka via Twitter

On Saturday, ousted White House adviser and former Breitbart.com editor Sebastian Gorka was profiled at Recoil, a website dedicated to gun enthusiasts.

The accused Nazi sympathizer informed Recoil that he never leaves the house without two pistols, two flashlights and a tourniquet.

The profile showed a photo of Gorka -- whose credentials and Ph.D. certification have been called into question -- posing in a tan suede vest with a French-cuffed pink dress shirt underneath, a braided belt and a shotgun on his hip.

And the whole damn Internet just exploded.