'How broke that brain?': SNL lampoons Trump's physical exam in hilarious 'press conference'
SNL's Beck Bennett as Dr. Ronny Jackson (Screen capture)

This week, "Saturday Night Live" opened with cast-member Aidy Bryant as White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders facing down a hostile press pool with the results of President Donald Trump's physical exam.

White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson -- played by SNL's Beck Bennett -- said Trump has a "gorgeous 44-inch Coke bottle waist" and a "rockin' bod with the perfect amount of cushion for the pushin'."

Jackson conceded that the president takes Crestor for cholesterol, "which is normal" and "takes Propecia as an inside joke."

Kate McKinnon stood up as a member of the press corps and asked the question on everyone's mind, "How broke that brain?"

Jackson insisted that Trump is fully functioning and that when he took a sexuality test, "He blew the doors off that sucker. He nailed every position perfectly."

When the president was done, Jackson said, "There wasn't a dry eye in the house."

"You don't expect us to really believe this, right?" another reporter asked.

Watch the video, embedded below: