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‘How broke that brain?’: SNL lampoons Trump’s physical exam in hilarious ‘press conference’

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This week, “Saturday Night Live” opened with cast-member Aidy Bryant as White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders facing down a hostile press pool with the results of President Donald Trump’s physical exam.

White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson — played by SNL’s Beck Bennett — said Trump has a “gorgeous 44-inch Coke bottle waist” and a “rockin’ bod with the perfect amount of cushion for the pushin’.”

Jackson conceded that the president takes Crestor for cholesterol, “which is normal” and “takes Propecia as an inside joke.”

Kate McKinnon stood up as a member of the press corps and asked the question on everyone’s mind, “How broke that brain?”

Jackson insisted that Trump is fully functioning and that when he took a sexuality test, “He blew the doors off that sucker. He nailed every position perfectly.”

When the president was done, Jackson said, “There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.”

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“You don’t expect us to really believe this, right?” another reporter asked.

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Trump attacks his own Fed chairman in unhinged Fox interview: ‘Nobody ever heard of him before — I made him!’

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President Donald Trump bitterly attacked Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell for refusing to cut interest rates during an interview with Fox Business's Maria Bartiromo.

When asked about the state of the economy, Trump claimed that the economy is doing terrific but he said that Powell should nonetheless aggressively pump money into the economy via rate cuts.

"We should have [European Central Bank President Mario] Draghi instead of our Fed person!" the president said. "We have a man who doesn't do anything for us!"

Bartiromo then noted that Powell has made a point of preserving the Federal Reserve's political independence by refusing to obey the president's orders to lower rates, but Trump replied that Powell should just do what he's told.

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Trump angrily attacks Mueller for ‘terminating’ text messages of FBI agents in incoherent Fox Business rant

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In a bizarre interview on Fox & Friends on Wednesday morning, President Donald Trump attacked former special counsel Robert Mueller, accusing him of "terminating" the text messages of FBI agents to conceal anti-Trump bias by the bureau.

"You know what I used to say we will find out, they spied on my campaign, and when you look at somebody saying, listen she is going to win but if she doesn’t we have an insurance policy," said Trump. "You know what insurance policy is? An insurance policy to get him out of office. These are sick people, two lovers the two pathetic lovers, two lovebirds sung like nobody ever sung."

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Trump accuses Twitter of ‘censoring’ him in bizarre rant on Fox Business

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President Donald Trump on Wednesday accused Twitter of "censoring" him in an angry rant on Fox Business.

During an interview with Fox Business's Maria Bartiromo, the president said that Twitter was intentionally lowering his follower count, which he claimed made it "harder for me to get out the message."

Even though Trump currently has more than 61 million people following him on Twitter, he claimed that he should have much more and said that Twitter executives were to blame.

"These people are all Democrats, it's totally biased towards Democrats," the president fumed. "If I announced tomorrow that I was a liberal Democrat i would pick up 5,000 followers!"

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