Saturday Night is back from its Olympics hiatus and ready to pick up where season 43 left off.
A lot has happened since, and Alec Baldwin's Trump managed to touch on most of it in an opening skit that found the president talking about gun control, resignations and Black Panther.
Trump has a bold plan for gun control: "Maybe we should take everyone's gun away. Nobody is allowed to have a gun, not even whites."
The alternative? Trump overcomes his debilitating bone spurs in to save children while unarmed and facing down a crazed gunman with an AR-15.
"I can only run into so many schools and save everybody," Trump says. "I'm actually very fast runner, people don't even know... I'd run to North Korea, totally unarmed... I'd pick up Little Rocket Man and throw him over the Great Wall of Korea."
Trump's mood was dampened by losing some of his most trusted allies.
"I hate seeing her go but I love watching her walk away," he said of Hope Hicks, who he loves like a daughter. "Jared Kushner's probably the hottest chick left in the place and he's going to jail soon."
Baldwin's Trump is, if nothing, self-assured.
"I said I was going to run this country like a business. That business is a Waffle House at 2 am."
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