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Samantha Bee hilariously claims to have obtained audio from New York Times interview with Stephen Miller

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Late-night comedian Samantha Bee released a video Tuesday that she says is the secret audio recording of the New York Times‘ interview with Stephen Miller.

The top White House aide bragged that he was the one responsible for writing the administration’s new “zero tolerance” policy on those seeking to cross the US/Mexico border. The policy has now resulted in anyone attempting to cross the border being detailed by immigration officials and separating them from their children.

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“No nation can have the policy that whole classes of people are immune from immigration law or enforcement,” Miller said. “It was a simple decision by the administration to have a zero tolerance policy for illegal entry, period. The message is that no one is exempt from immigration law.”

“Stephen Miller, thank you for coming on,” a voice that is supposed to be Michael Barbaro says.

The response is a kind of gargling roar.

“So, are most of them crossing the border to seek asylum or are they trying to sneak undetected and are just being caught?” Barbaro asked.

The voice that is supposed to be Miller screeches like a “Jurassic Park” velociraptor.

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Comedians have spent most of the wake of The Times interview destroying Miller on their nightly talk shows.

Monday, Seth Meyers called Miller downright “evil.”

“Wow, you know you’re evil when you actually want credit for a policy this cruel,” he said.

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Stephen Colbert made similar attacks, characterizing him as a “potent tool in a severely limited arsenal of strategies for stopping migrants from flooding across the border.”

“I’ve always thought of Stephen Miller as a potent tool,” Colbert snarked, later correcting that – “impotent.”

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Listen to Bee’s secret audio below:


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Trump says cough drop in Pelosi’s mouth was her teeth falling out

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President Donald Trump lashed out at Speaker Nancy Pelosi Sunday on Twitter instead of defending himself against accusations of bribery.

Pelosi did her weekly press conference at the end of the week while sucking on either a cough drop or a mint. It wouldn't be shocking if it was the former, as Pelosi was clearing her throat and also drinking water while speaking to the press.

Trump decided it was neither, and instead, it was false teeth falling out of her mouth.

"Because Nancy’s teeth were falling out of her mouth, and she didn’t have time to think!" Trump tweeted in response to a video from the press conference.

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Conservative pens scathing op-ed with sarcastic defense of Republicans’ humiliating hypocrisy

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Conservative columnist Max Boot wasn't shocked when he saw Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) proclaim he had no intention of being an independent juror during President Donald Trump's impeachment trial. The Trump antagonist penned his Sunday column dripping with sarcasm.

His fellow conservative colleague, Jennifer Rubin, similarly said that no one expected anything better from Graham. Boot extended his disdain to the entire Republican Party.

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Americans still don’t know why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed hospital: ex-White House press secretary

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It's been three weeks since President Donald Trump was rushed to Walter Reed hospital, and former White House press secretary Joe Lockhart reminded his Twitter following that Americans still don't know what happened.

"It’s been 3weeks since the President made an unscheduled and rushed trip to Walter Reed. Americans have a right to know about the President's health and the WH explanations doesn’t pass the smell test. I hope there are still enterprising reporters on this. Democracy dies in the dark," Lockhart tweeted.

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