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Watch: Bill Maher opens HBO’s Real Time with five minutes of jokes about Trump’s Toad penis

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This week Stormy Daniels released her tell-all book which includes graphic descriptions of her liaison with President Donald Trump, including a description of Trump’s anatomy.

On Friday HBO host Bill Maher laughed about the description of Trump’s member, which Daniels disclosed is of relatively normal size but with a shape that recalls Toad from the Mario universe.

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“Trump said he’s commenting, he hasn’t seen it,” Maher said. “His d*ck, not the book.”

Maher discussed the allegations made about Brett Kavanaugh, and the fact that he is being defended by admitted p*ssy-grabber Donald Trump.

Alleged child molester Roy Moore is also coming to Kavanaugh’s defense, Maher said, with a caveat.

“He was mad that he wasn’t invited to that party with the teenagers,” Maher said.

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‘It’s terrifying’: Vandals burn Virginia Beach military family’s car after long string of incidents

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On Tuesday, WAVY CBS 17 News reported that a military family in Virginia Beach, Virginia had their car set on fire, in the latest and most severe incident in a long string of vandalism targeting their property.

“It’s terrifying, hearing my kids scream this morning,” said Mendy Hanner. “I don’t see any reason to put anyone through this."

The incidents started last year, with nails left in their driveway. It escalated to graffiti on the garage door and rocks being thrown through their windows. The Hanners put up surveillance equipment, but the perpetrator knocked over their floodlights and spray-painted their camera.

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Trump slurs media as ‘fake and corrupt’ for disputing his claims about Elton John

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President Donald Trump hyped his claims about selling out a New Hampshire rally in a new attack on the news media.

The president insisted Monday that he enjoyed "massive overflow crowds" at his rally last week at SNHU Arena in Manchester, and slurred journalists as "fake and corrupt" for reporting the venue wasn't filled to capacity.

The Fake and Corrupt Media is sooo bad for our Country, The Enemy of the People! https://t.co/GPiklem0u1

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019

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George Conway erupts on Trump lackeys who are smearing Scaramucci: ‘These people work for a rapist!’

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Several anonymous Trump officials told the Washington Examiner this week that former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci regularly abused staff members in the 11 short days in which he was employed by the president.

George Conway, the husband of Trump White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, lashed out on Tuesday at the Trump officials who anonymously attacked Scaramucci and accused them of overlooking President Donald Trump's own abusive behavior.

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