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Jimmy Kimmel burns Trump with Stormy Daniels joke that mocks president’s ability to ‘last’ longer than 8 minutes

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Jimmy Kimmel trashed President Donald Trump for delivering an Oval Office speech about a “completely made-up” emergency at the southern border.

The late night host tapes his ABC show on Pacific Time, so he was able to react to Trump’s first speech from the Oval Office.

“Up until now, he’d been using it for Kardashian meet-and-greets,” Kimmel said. “But tonight, he got very serious.”

He joked that he understood why all the major networks covered the “historic” speech live, a decision that drew widespread criticism because those same outlets declined to cover a speech on border security by former President Barack Obama.

“Rarely does a president of the United States interrupt primetime television to warn us about a completely made-up thing,” Kimmel said, noting the speech lasted about 10 minutes. “Which, according to Stormy Daniels, is about eight minutes longer than he usually lasts.”

Kimmel said the networks should have added a disclaimer before Trump spoke noting that the presidential address was a “work of fiction” that was “pulled directly from the president’s ass.”

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“He did not mention the caravan that was coming to get us three months ago,” Kimmel said. “I don’t know what happened to that, but I guess it disappeared when the election was done.”

Kimmel said the president “desperately” wants Americans to worry about the southern border because he had made a ridiculous promise during the 2016 campaign.

“If you are Donald Trump — God forbid — and you make a dumb promise during your campaign like 200 different times to build a wall,” Kimmel said, “and your plan to fulfill that promise you didn’t know you were going to have to fulfill is to get people panicked enough to waste $5 billion on it, going on TV and telling us there are ‘bad hombres’ sneaking over the border, that’s not going to do it.”

Kimmel said the president should instead have cranked up the paranoia by warning that “an army of chupacabras (is) crawling in through Tijuana. Tell everyone they have red eyes, they’ve got sharp claws and if we don’t stop them, they’re going to eat our children and our Instagram. That’s how you get people fired up!”

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Federal Reserve chair defiant in face of Trump threats: ‘The law is clear — I have a four-year term’

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Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell sounded a defiant note on Wednesday as he announced that there would be no further cuts to interest rates for the time being.

Even though President Donald Trump has been publicly calling for a rate cut to spur additional economic growth ahead of his reelection campaign, Powell kept interest rates at their current level and signaled that he did not foresee any interest rate cuts for the rest of the year.

Powell was asked by a reporter if he was concerned about being "demoted" by Trump in the wake of this announcement, the Federal Reserve Chairman said he wasn't worried.

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John Dean explains the big mistake Hope Hicks made by stonewalling Congress

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Former White House counsel John Dean, a key figure in the Watergate scandal, said Wednesday on CNN that there was a serious flaw in the attempt to prevent longtime Trump confidant Hope Hicks from testifying to Congress.

White House lawyers have asserted that Hicks has absolute immunity and is not legally required to testify about her time as Trump's director of communications. Hicks testified Wednesday during a closed-door hearing before the House Judiciary Committee — where she reportedly refused to answer questions about her White House job.

"Privilege is not being asserted here. Instead, the White House says that Hicks has absolute immunity regarding the time that she spent at 1600 Pennsylvania. Does absolute immunity even exist? And if so, can you explain to me the difference between the two?" CNN host Brooke Baldwin asked Dean.

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GOP gangs up on AOC: Top Republican demands Ocasio-Cortez apologize to the entire world – she refuses

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The Republican machine is in fifth gear right now, speeding to attack one of their top Democratic targets: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY).

At issue, a video the New York Democrat recorded in which she calls the migrant detention camps on the U.S. Southern border "concentration camps."

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