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SNL does campaign ad asking what they’ll do without Trump to trash — then they have a revelation

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The Saturday Night Live cast joked that without President Donald Trump “what are we even going to talk about?”

The fake ad began saying that everyone knows it could be the most important election of our lives.

“And the two choices couldn’t be more different,” the ad continues. “Do we want four more years of Donald Trump or a fresh start with Joe Biden? Can we survive four more years of scandal, name-calling, and racial division? Or do we want a leader who unites the country? I want to vote for Biden because he’s better, smarter, better and better.”

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But, the cast members confessed, “I’m worried, because if Donald Trump isn’t president — when what are they going to talk about? Like, what would our conversations even be? Because the only thing I talked about for four years is Donald Trump. Every single day I tell someone, ‘Can you believe what Trump just said?’ My entire personality is hating Donald Trump. If he’s gone, what am I supposed to do? Focus on my kids again? No thanks. He changed the game. He called the attorney general he appointed mentally retarded. That’s some next-level sh*t!”

They compared it to replacing The Joker with Albert in Batman, sure Gotham would be a great and safe place to live, but no one would get to see the hospital get blown up.

Ultimately, the cast members realized that even without Trump, he’d never disappear.

“Then I remembered, even if he loses, Trump isn’t going away,” the cast continued. “If anything, he’s going to get more vocal. And angrier. And crazier. And with all his crime, there may be a trial. And maybe Trump will represent himself in court. I got to stop getting myself hopes up. Maybe Donald and Ivanka will run together in 2024? Why would you throw that out there? Now it’s going to happen, and I hate you for it!”

The fake ad was paid for by Trump Addicts of America.

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Here’s the best way to pry Trump from the White House — according to a professional hostage negotiator

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President Donald Trump is still refusing the concede that he lost the 2020 presidential election, which has prompted some speculation over whether the Secret Service will be forced to drag him out of the White House on January 20th.

In an interview with the Boston Globe, retired NYPD homicide detective Alfred S. Titus, Jr. said that the best way to coax Trump to leave would be to remind him of how great his life was before he decided to run for office back in 2015.

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The View hilariously ridicules ‘Narnia Ice Queen’ Melania Trump for pretending to love Christmas

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First lady Melania Trump was caught on tape by a friend ranting about Christmas at the White House. After years of conservatives alleging that liberals were engaging in a "War on Christmas," Melania ranted, "Who gives a f*ck about Christmas stuff and decoration?"

"I'm in the Christmas spirit!" cheered Republican strategist Ana Navarro, belting out, "Joy to the world, the Trump's are gone!"

"Really this tape we heard of Melania was so ironic and absurd and ridiculous," Navarro continued. "How long have we been hearing Donald Trump talk about the war on Christmas, the war on Christmas, blah, blah, blah. Turns out the whole time the war on Christmas was coming from within the White House. No wonder she decorated the White House with those trees that looked like the 'Handmaid's Tale.' Be best. Be gone."

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Trump-loving congressman turns himself into a laughingstock with a few deranged tweets

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The first thing you should know about Rep. Paul Gosar of Arizona is that he shouldn’t be confused with the famous movie villain from “Ghostbusters.”

One of them has been described as a “sadistic, shapeshifting, apocalyptic, cosmic entity.”

The other spelled his name differently and wasn’t a registered Republican.

Paul Gosar is no relation of Gozer the Gozerian. But he’s doing his best movie-villain schtick as part of a cottage industry of loyal subjects vying to carry on the manic mantle of Trumpism.

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