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‘Trump brought a whole new meaning to white noise’: Colbert says president gave crackheads a bad name

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“They say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting Donald Trump to shut up,” said Stephen Colbert as part of his debate wrap-up on Wednesday night.

“He brought a whole new meaning to white noise,” the host quipped on “A Late Show.”

“I don’t know what Chris Wallace was supposed to do,” said Colbert. “At the next debate, they should just give the moderator a button to bring on the slime. I’m not the only one who despised last night’s debate, according to a CBS poll, of the people who watched it, 69 percent felt annoyed. Annoyed? Really, evidently, ‘gouging out my eyes with a grapefruit spoon’ was not an option.”

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During a focus group of undecided voters, Republican pollster Frank Luntz asked respondents to give a one-word response to the debate. One swing voter called it “crackhead.”

“Crackhead?” asked Colbert. “How dare you malign the good name of crackheads. Unlike Donald Trump, crackheads have a clear policy: give me some crack.”

For those still saying they’re undecided, Colbert was shocked.

“At this point, I truly do not know what could sway undecided voters,” he explained. “Well, the one guy makes me embarrassed to live in my country. But the other guy is sleepy, according to the first guy who, again, is a total psychopath. So, it’s a coin toss.”

Watch Colbert mock the Proud Boys and more in the video below:

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‘Zombie’ Trump campaign blasted by conservative strategist: ‘They’re going to be among the Walking Dead’

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President Donald Trump's campaign decisions were ridiculed by a conservative campaign strategist on MSNBC.

"The Week" anchor Joshua Johnson interviewed Susan Del Percio, a longtime GOP strategist and senior advisor to the Lincoln Project.

"Susan, what about the differences in strategy between the Biden campaign and the Trump campaign in terms of how they spend their dollars? We know that Trump campaign has often favored online advertising vs. on air advertising. They have some pretty creative stuff coming out in the last few days, one of the latest pieces they put out is called 'How to Catch a Zombie, Doe Biden edition' -- with a picture of Joe Biden, I think, between words so he looks a little zonked out."

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Trump’s attacks on voting ‘backfired and only inspired people to march early to the polls’: report

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Clark County Registrar of Voters Joseph Gloria has had three decades of election experience in Nevada, but had never seen a "perfect storm," as he called it, like this before. With all hands on deck for this election cycle, Gloria helped put together an entire mail-in voting system in less than 90 days to deal with the coronavirus pandemic.

“I’m as comfortable as I can be because I have an excellent staff,” Gloria said. “We learned some things in the primary and are feeling good about this cycle, but unfortunately we have people at the national level who are encouraging people to do things that disrupt the polling place and make it a challenge for us to process votes.”

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2020 Election

Watch Kamala Harris laugh out loud when 60 Minutes asks her if Trump is racist

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Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) laughed when asked if President Donald Trump was racist during a 60 Minutes interview that aired Sunday evening on CBS.

"Do you think the president is racist?" Nora O'Donnell asked.

"Yes, I do," Harris replied, with a laugh. "Yeah, I do."

"You can look at a pattern that goes back to him questioning the identity of the first Black president of the United States," she said, referring to the racist "birther" conspiracy theory he pushed against Barack Obama.

"You can look at Charlottesville, when there were peaceful protesters and on the other side neo-Nazis and he talks about fine people on either side," she continued. "Calling Mexicans rapists and criminals? His first order of business was to institute a Muslim ban?"

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