Opinion

Historian: Conservatism needs a hard pruning of Trumpism

The first cut is always the hardest. In May, my wife convinced me to “hard prune” our grape vines. Stretching across a backyard pergola, our dense concord grape vines provided respite on muggy summer evenings. From afar, the sumptuous greenery provided a green oasis of cool comfort. On closer inspection, the frowzy, unkempt creeping plant was riddled with weak shoots, diseased leaves, and deadwood. Despite its sickness, the vine had so encased the entire area it had effectively choked-out any would be competitors. The recommended remedy for the overrun, unhealthy vine called for a hard, heavy prune down to its root. Worried that such extreme measures would kill the vine, I resisted. Hours of spousal cajoling finally convinced me to shear, snip, and slice it to seeming annihilation. Standing ankle deep in grape vine carcass, I hoped the hard prune would catalyze rejuvenation and renewal. Summer sun and time would give me that answer. In the meantime, I discovered a metaphor.

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Will Mitch McConnell back Trump's delusional last-ditch battle? So far the signs are ominous

This has been a tumultuous week, to say the least. But if there was one silver lining — even before Joe Biden's apparent or imminent victory — it was the blessed 36 hours in which we didn't have to hear Donald Trump's voice. After his obnoxious declaration of victory at 2:30 a.m. on Wednesday morning, he stuck to primal tweeting until Thursday evening when he emerged to make the worst speech of his career. He disconsolately rattled off a fantasy laundry list of voting irregularities and declared, "If you count the legal votes, I easily win. If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us." Reading haltingly from a script, he rambled about media conspiracies and lied about vote-rigging, saying, "Ultimately, I have a feeling judges are going to have to rule" which he has always believed was his failsafe. It set a new standard for awful, which is really saying something.

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'Can't sleep huh?' Trump ridiculed for 2 am tweet begging Senate Republicans for help as re-election chances fade

President Donald Trump cried out for Republicans to help his battle against an apparent election loss now that their Senate majority is no longer a lock.

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Donald Trump Jr. called for ‘total war’ — and people can’t look away from the meltdown

President Donald Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr. is having a conniption fit over the results of the election, claiming that because states are counting votes that they are somehow committing voter fraud.

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Trump's bumbling clown coup is little more than a hilarious disaster -- so far

Caveat: As I'm writing this on Thursday morning, I don't know how this election will end. Joe Biden could be declared the winner today — but there remains a chance that Donald Trump can pull this out thanks to traditional Republican methods of vote suppression, rather than his ham-fisted coup attempt. 

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Another embarrassing failure for election pollsters

Election polling is facing yet another reckoning following its uneven-at-best performance in this year’s voting.

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Why capitalism was destined to come out on top in the 2020 election

No matter who “won” the U.S. election, what will not change is the capitalist organization of the country’s economy.

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Trump’s spiritual advisor had a bizarre election meltdown – the internet responded with these hilarious remixes

President Donald Trump's "spiritual adviser" went off in an election-related meltdown that was supposed to resemble a sermon. In it, Paula White ranted that international people should come to the United States to somehow stop the votes from being tallied. That would technically mean a declaration of war.

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Mental health professional explains why Trump's behavior on Election Night was 'just like a child playing pretend'

What you saw on Election Night from Trump and his entire "cast" was a performance, an event orchestrated to send a message to you and to Trump, himself, regarding his greatness and his singular importance.

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Vengeful Trump and his Republican cronies are going to make life hell for everyone

Joe Biden just won more votes than anyone else in American history, but the next four years may go down in history as the stymied presidency. That’s because it looks highly unlikely that the Democrats will get a majority in the Senate, leaving the chamber under the ironfisted control of Mitch McConnell, patron saint of polluters and profiteers.

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'Time to put Rudy in a home': Trump mocked for choosing Giuliani to lead his election lawsuits

President Donald Trump's son Eric announced that former Mayor Rudy Giuliani would be part of the legal effort to fight the legal battle to hand the election to the president.

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Trump made his predictable authoritarian move -- and it flopped

In a normal world, the outcome of the presidential election would just be a matter of math at this point. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris seem to have won the election.

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America faces an existential struggle after being held hostage by a resentful minority of Trump voters

I grew up in right-wing America, but I got out as soon as I could. No one was surprised. From an early age, it was clear my inclinations were what you might call "Weimar American" or what a lot of people around me called "weird": More interested in reading than watching TV, invested in pop music trends, and intrigued rather than repulsed by the idea of meeting people who were different than me, or eating foods I hadn't heard of before.

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