Conservative faux-outrage over Kyrsten Sinemaâs thigh-high boots is just the latest in GOP culture war stupidity
A recurring theme among far-right GOP culture warriors is that âliberals and progressives donât share our traditional American values,â and the latest target of that theme is Sen. Kyrsten Sinema. Truth be told, the Arizona Democrat isnât all that liberal: Sinema ran a decidedly centrist campaign in the 2018 Arizona Senate race, narrowly defeating Republican nominee Martha McSally. But many Republicans are outragedâor at least pretending to being outragedâbecause Sinema appeared on the Senate floor last week wearing over-the-knee boots with a minidress. One of them is Alabama State Auditor Jim Zeigler, who chastised Sinema on his Facebook page for being âinappropriately dressedâ and tried to shame Democratic Alabama Sen. Doug Jones (who he might be running against in 2020) by posting a photo of Jones and Sinema together. This is the same Zeigler who passionately defended Roy Moore, the 2017 Alabama Senate candidate accused of sexually pursuing teenage girls when he was in his thirties.
Of course, allegations of pursuing under-age high school girls are much more serious than wearing over-the-knee boots to work. But Republicans like Ziegler never miss an opportunity to play the culture war card no matter how ridiculous they make themselves look. And Ziegler is so ridiculous that he believes he has discredited Jones simply by posting a photo of him in Sinemaâs presence.
In all fairness to Ziegler, however, he is hardly the first Republican to express faux-outrage in response to a non-issue. Here are some of the silliest examples of GOP culture warriors expressing fake outrage over unimportant things.
1. Ted Cruz attacked Beto OâRourke for playing in a punk band
Republican voters hate it when urban liberals and progressives describe them as rubes and hicks, which as the late author Joe Bageant (a self-described âredneck leftistâ) often asserted, doesnât help the left-wing cause. But no one shows more contempt for GOP voters than Republican politicians and strategists themselvesâand a perfect example is Sen. Ted Cruz attacking Democrat Beto OâRourke during the 2018 Texas Senate race for having played in a punk band back in the 1990s. That was Cruzâ dumb way of saying that Rourke didnât represent Texas family values. And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, now a congresswoman, used Twitter to point out how âcornyâ Cruz was.
On August 30, 2018, the Queens/Bronx Democrat posted, âwhy is the GOP so corny? You can front a band and run for office. You can pierce your nose, be a bartender, a teacher, a stay-at-home parent; wear a dress or rip your jeansânone of this disqualifies you from advancing the fight for healthcare, education, housing and justice.â
2. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez criticized for dancing
After Ocasio-Cortez denounced Cruz and other Republicans as âcornyâ during her 2018 campaign, some of them were determined to prove her right. Since going to Congress, the 29-year-old New Yorker has been the recipient of one silly GOP attack after another, but the silliest so far has been the one attacking her because of a video that showed her dancing back in her college days. That attack, however, backfired in a huge way: Ocasio-Cortez mocked Republicans by posting a new video of her dancingâand in 2019, the term âdancegateâ has been used sarcastically to ridicule Republicans for attacks that are just plain pathetic.
3. Fox Newsâ Sean Hannity was furious because Obama used mustard on a burger
Although Fox News will occasionally feature a right-wing intellectualâfor example, Judge Andrew Napolitano or Chris Wallaceâbuffoonery dominates the cable news outlet. And Foxâs Sean Hannity is such a buffoon that even President Donald Trump, according to sources interviewed by the Daily Beast, mocks him behind his back. Hannity was typically buffoonish in May 2011, when he freaked out because President Barack Obama used Dijon mustard on a hamburger. Hannity was furious, insisting that Obamaâs dietary choice was an outrage and showed how fundamentally unAmerican he was. If Fox News employees cannot understand why liberals and progressives mock and ridicule them so, they need only check out Peopleâs Exhibit A: Hannityâs 2011 freakout over Obamaâs way of consuming a hamburger.
4. Newt Gingrich expressed outrage because Mitt Romney speaks French
There are plenty of valid reasons to criticize Utah Sen. Mitt Romney, but the fact that he speaks French proficiently isnât one of them. Thatâs something the Republican senator should be proud of. But former House Speaker Newt Gingrich disagreesâor at least he pretended to when he ran against Romney in the 2012 GOP presidential primary. Gingrich ran an ad attacking Romney for his French-speaking skills, which was the former congressmanâs way of âotheringâ a fellow Republican and saying that Romney, like 2004 Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, wasnât truly American (Kerry also speaks French). Even by Gingrichâs low standards, that anti-Romney ad was unbelievably asinine. But it speaks volumes about how xenophobic and backwards Gingrich considers GOP primary voters to be.
5. Trump criticized Jeb Bush for speaking Spanish on the campaign trail
Anyone who has even a rudimentary understanding of U.S. foreign policy or national security matters realizes that being able to speak a foreign language proficiently is a valuable tool for any politicianâRepublican, Democrat, Green or Libertarian. Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bushâs second language is Spanish, which he speaks well enough to appear on Univisionâs âAl DĂaâ and be interviewed by host Jorge Ramos (who is roughly equivalent to Brian Williams or George Stephanopoulos on Spanish-language television in the U.S.). But when Bush and Trump were competing with one another in the 2016 GOP presidential primary, Trump set out to âotherâ Bush by criticizing him for being interviewed in Spanish and told Breitbart News that Bush âshould really set the example by speaking English while in the United States.â
