Donald Trump Jr. on Sunday denied ownership of cocaine recently found in the White House.
After the Secret Service could not determine who owned the cocaine, Trump assured a crowd at the Turning Point Action Conference that it was not his.
"According to Twitter, it was mine," he complained. "You have the world's most famous crackhead in residence. And somehow, it was mine, according to Twitter. I haven't been there in like three years. I mean, think about that."
"Luckily, I don't snort cocaine," he volunteered. "Like, it's not my thing."
Trump said people often thought he was a "terrible person" for mocking Hunter Biden's addiction.
"Like, addiction does not absolve you from being a piece of crap throughout every other aspect of your life," he quipped. "Do you know what my father would have done to me if it was my laptop?"
"Like, yeah, my dad would have sent me to Gitmo," the former president's son added.
