Newsmax host Greg Kelly was lampooned this week after he claimed that marijuana caused a 4-day blackout.
Kelly made the claim in a tweet on Wednesday.
"SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea," he wrote. "I've tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I 'toked up' with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON'T DO DRUGS."
SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I've tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I “toked up" with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON'T DO DRUGS.
— Greg Kelly (@gregkellyusa) March 31, 2021
Commenters immediately pointed out that Kelly was either lying or confused about the drug he injested.
"If you were in Kentucky and woke up four days later in Nairobi, Kenya, it wasn't weed," Linda Childers pointed out. "Sounds like your 'buddies in Kentucky' roofied you and that you need to find some new friends."
Read some of the responses below.
If you were in Kentucky and woke up four days later in Nairobi, Kenya, it wasn't weed. Sounds like your “buddies in Kentucky" roofied you and that you need to find some new friends. 🙄
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) April 1, 2021
If you were in Kentucky and woke up four days later in Nairobi, Kenya, it wasn't weed. Sounds like your “buddies in Kentucky" roofied you and that you need to find some new friends. 🙄
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) April 1, 2021
That's cocaine, the most dangerous thing weed made me do was raid the cupboards for snacks.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) April 1, 2021
That's cocaine, the most dangerous thing weed made me do was raid the cupboards for snacks.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) April 1, 2021
Greg, thank you for telling us about your encounter with the marijuana. I myself have lost countless loved ones to the evil plant. I found my brother Doug (R.I.P.) in bed naked with this marijuana syringe in his anus. Since then I've spent everyday educating people about the weed pic.twitter.com/LOE9bScjRh
— Barry McCockiner (@UltraWeedHater) April 1, 2021
greg I don't know how to break it to you but those weren't “buddies" and that wasn't “weed"
— Attorney@Law (@TheGlare_TM) April 1, 2021
This is exactly why it should be legal and widely available at a reasonable cost.
— BeaglesResist (@BeaglesResist) April 1, 2021
hi. I'm the managing editor of "things that totally happened and are definitely not made up", we'd love to interview you about this for next month's issue.
— lieutenant winslow (@lt_winslow) April 1, 2021
"I had to HITCHHIKE back to the states because I didn't have my PASSPORT I must have SNUCK onto an INTERNATIONAL DIRECT flight from KENTUCKY some how but it took FOREVER to get back HOME."
— Feminazgûl (@jkyles10) April 1, 2021
If smoking weed can score me four solid DAYS of sleep and a seat on a private jet to Kenya, I'm heading over to the dispensary now.
— Wile E. Snowman (@WilySnowman) April 1, 2021
Back in the day I had a friend who injected a marijuana. HAD a friend. As soon as the reefer needle left his arm he sprinted off into the woods and he has been there for the last 10 years, thinking he's a Sasquatch NOT. EVEN. ONCE.
— maybe we can talk about sandwiches now? (@a_boss_sandwich) April 1, 2021
It's probably a requirement for working at Newsmax, though
— Twice-Impeached, One-Term Trumpy (parody) (@outofcontroljb) April 1, 2021
SMOKING (aka Pipe Weed ) is NOT a good idea. I've tried it and it was WORSE than anything that happened to the EVER GIVEN. I "boofed" with some buddies in The Shire and woke up 72 days later in Mordor with no idea what happened. DON'T DO DRUGS. pic.twitter.com/cfO35o7zUo
— There are never consequences. (@schroedingereqn) April 1, 2021
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— Nick Gorton, MD 🏳️🌈🐾 (@RNickGorton) April 1, 2021
I have never ever smoked pot in my life. But if smoking weed can make you magically travel to international cities overnight, I might just start! Because that just sounds awesome! #stupidcommentsaboutweed
— OrionAura74 (@OrionAura74) April 1, 2021
Either he smoked something other than weed or he's a huge liar 🤥
— Wesley Chamblee (@WesleyChamblee) April 1, 2021
Verify whether any living brain cells too
— GretchenArt (@gretchenart) April 1, 2021
Sir...you smoked weed laced with crack, meth, and angel dust. Probably washed down with liquor-which is worse for you than weed.
— Liz BeyBey 🍁 (@liz_beybey) April 1, 2021
Lol give us the plugs name expeditiously.
— Erin (@ErinOfBoston) April 1, 2021
That wasn't weed. You were rufied by your "buddies in Kentucky."
Or maybe you're just another lying...
🤮
W.P.O.D.
— 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗲pic.twitter.com/18Dky4WnuR
— 😷—((( Freddy Atton )))—😷 (@freddyatton) April 1, 2021
