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Happy first day of a new era

Let's hope our long national nightmare finally reverses course.

The Real Victims Here

I'm trying to imagine a liberal student writing a column on a nationally known website about how unfair it was that classes were canceled for 9/11, and how they're showing up for Secured Transactions because classes weren't canceled when the USS Cole was attacked.

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Comment by Cardinal results in Vatican homobigoted 'clarification'

Yet again, in its zeal to condemn anything related to LGBTs as frequently as it can, the Catholic church sends out the Prada Papa Ratzi's emissaries to bleat the party line when Benedict himself takes a break from public statements fomenting homophobia.

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Cardinals/Eagles

So, I'm watching the Cardinals/Eagles game, and given my years spent in Philadelphia, it's obvious who I'm rooting for. But, for some reason, I also have it in my head that an Eagles Super Bowl will be more exciting than a Cardinals Super Bowl, despite the fact that the Eagles have a receiving corps made up of hobos and tall guys from my high school, and the Cardinals have one of the most prolific offenses in football.

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Your Irony Of The Day

Big Hollywood, the site that was set up to protest the silencing of conservative voices by the McCarthyite Hollywood left, has banned me for posting critical comments. Not profane, not threatening, just critical.

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Columnist: 'Why Do Homosexuals Want to Serve in the Military? For Sex, Of Course'

I don't know anything about Gregory D. Lee other than he has some serious misconceptions about gays in the military. From the impression given from his column, you'd think:

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Ron Ashton, RIP

Jesus, I just found out that Ron Ashton died last week. I can't even begin to describe how important to me the music of the Stooges has been over the years. I was lucky enough to see Ron Ashton play many years ago at Emo's. I was going on a date with a guy I'd met recently, and he suggested we go see if we could get into a J Mascis and Mike Watt show at Emo's for South by Southwest. This was back in the days when there were barely any badges, and you could get into some pretty major shows without wristbands. We showed up, and it was more packed than I would have expected for a J Mascis/Mike Watt show (remember, this was In The Day), but somehow we managed to get in without wristbands. Turns out that it was so crowded because it was J Mascis, Mike Watt, and Ron Ashton. I was about to pee my pants with excitement. The guy I was with didn't really seem to get why this mattered so much to me, or care that it did, really. So the date part was a failure. But the seeing Ron Ashton part will stick with me for a long time.

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Birthdays Was The Worst Days

imageI'm sorry, but I'm obsessed with Big Hollywood. Andrew Breitbart managed to assemble the ur-wingnut site, and then focus every single contributor on the most inane topic imaginable - their own victimization at the hands of people who entertain intentionally. It's like assembling the greatest minds of the Renaissance to figure out the nature of existence, except the exact opposite of that.

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Sanctity of Donuts Day

I got a lot of emails about this, and I sent them to Emily at RH Reality Check, and discovered she was already on it. But seriously, it's worth spreading the news, because as weird as this story is, it reveals a lot about the anti-choice movement (and right wing fundamentalism in general). The American Life League is calling for a "boycott" of Krispy Kreme because they....wait for it.....used the phrase "freedom of choice" in a press release that is primarily about tying their donuts to the occasion of the inauguration in a way that's so generic that they would have put the same release out if John McCain had won. Read it and weep:

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Dear CNN pundits

We know that someone is behind the scenes moving the holograms and the screens. When you wave your hands around, trying to create the illusion that you're somehow affecting the visual illusions, you undermine your image as a serious person. We know you're not manipulating some kind of magic hologram theremin of news. It's not that it's wrong for CNN to want to make the news more visually interesting. But can they find a way to do that without making their pundits look even stupider?

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An open letter to Rick Warren that throws down the gauntlet

Yesterday I ran a couple of video open letters to Rick Warren -- from Faith in America's Mitchell Gold and Tracey Zoeller, author of "The Pastor's Daughter."

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TN: Officer shoves 71-year-old Wal-Mart greeter to the floor, faces no charges

What can you say when even a senior citizen isn't safe from police brutality?

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