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Friday Genius Ten "Back From West Texas And Fixing To Watch Larry David" Edition

Picking a country song because we were, you know, in the middle of Redneckylvania.

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Why we cannot underestimate the fundnuts - 2008 'accomplishments'

Frederick Clarkson has a great piece up, "The Religious Right isn't going anywhere," that gives a roundup some of the more rancid fundnut activities in 2008, along with commentary that these creationism proponents and bedroom and womb peepers will continue the culture wars for years to come, focusing on throwing up roadblocks at the state level, since they aren't going to get much accomplished at the federal level with the regime change. Here are his Snapshots from the Culture War in the States this year:

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Merry Christmas From John Waters


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Benedict's midnight Mass pleas for end to child abuse

This level of hypocrisy by Papa Ratzi, given the millions already shelled out because of the criminal priests the church allowed to run amok abusing children is mind boggling. How can he say these things with a straight face at this point? It only opens the wounds all over again. I can't imagine what those who suffered abuse in the massive scandal must think about this.

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Stupidest article quite possibly ever

Why don't modern Presidents have sons? Because boys---unlike those personality-less, boring, horrid female children---are too irrepressible to go on campaigns. Yep, that's the theory, even though it's worth pointing out that Reagan had sons, they were just grown. Boys are just so embarrassing!

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Shit You Should Not Say

imageDennis Prager says that marital rape is a-okay:

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The Uncritical Cult Of Manhood

So, Barack Obama goes on vacation, cuts off all press access while he and his family are at the beach, has a picture taken of him with his shirt off at a beach and, according to Ann Althouse, is beginning a manly cult of personality by forcing his pecs into the national dialogue.

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Hypocrite: Rick Warren tried to back out of meeting with gay and lesbian families

NOTE FROM PAM: Jeff Lutes, executive director of Soulforce, a national civil rights and social justice organization dedicated to freedom for LGBT people through nonviolent direct action, gave me permission to repost his piece about a personal encounter he had with the disingenuous and smarmy Rick Warren, who is now trying to claim he loves the gays even as his long anti-gay record speaks for itself. This incident adds to that record. The Saddleback pastor agreed to meet with a group of gay and lesbian couples led by Jeff -- then Warren did everything in his power to back away from the commitment after the get-together was outed in a Newsweek piece.

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Santa Claus is for parents

I'd usually save a post like this for the evening, but since we're driving out to West Texas tonight, I may not have time to write this tonight. But a few nights ago, some friends and I were talking about how much we loved the comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes", and I said I liked it when Calvin's dad would fuck with him, as in the comic on the left. (Click to read the whole thing.) Because it is enjoyable to just tell children a bunch of lies, because how often do you get a perfectly credulous audience? This is why, I proclaimed, that Santa is for adults. Children enjoy Santa, but only because they believe and they're getting stuff. But having participated in the Santa ritual from the other side---spinning stories about how there are hooves on the roof, putting bites into cookies left out, shoving my cousin in front of the bitten cookies when a wee one came out from her room to do that getting up multiple times thing that kids do---I can safely say that I think Santa is for adults, and specifically for making universal the pleasure of lying to children because they'll believe anything you say. Not all of us are skilled bullshitters who can come up with cockamamie stories on the fly, like Calvin's dad, or my dad, who told us that Parmesan cheese was made up from ground-up dirty sweat socks. Santa democratizes the process of exploiting child credulity so that any adult, no matter how unimaginative, can participate.

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Goldfinch's Maxim

Mike S. Adams: If liberals believe in a theory that labeled me a mentally deficient social reprobate, then fuck them and fuck them calling people racists to keep their stupid fuck cock shit balls ass fuck bitch damn!!!

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