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2008 Dem platform: lite on the LGBT, hold the mayo

If you're looking for a committed, hard-hitting, strong-spined party platform on LGBT rights, you may want to hold off on thumbing through the 2008 Democratic Party platform. In fact, for those of you who want to get an idea of how the Dems are selling themselves on the major issues of the day, I obtained a draft of the DNC platform for your perusal. Feel free to comment on the other issues addressed, as I'm interested in your opinions of the platform on the range of topics covered.

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It's The McCain Room Game!

Speaking of McCain's homes (of which there seem to be at least double digits, one of McCain's old houses is for sale. If 13 bedrooms and 15 bathrooms is spacious enough for you.

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Fuck This Static

Liberals are more likely to curse on blogs. They are, however, less likely to participate in eliminationist fantasies about adherents to major world religions or attempt to assault a sick 12-year-old boy's family because of their countertops.

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The Summer Of McCain

Really, is this the summer of cranky guys complaining about the whippersnappers and their gadgets?

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The Untold Untold Story

Discounting that one weird Gallup Poll from last week, John McCain has not had a lead in any non-tracking poll since May 16th.

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Blackazoid's Haterade

imageI'll have you know that Barack Obama was the first man to hate on the Olympics.

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Hartline: 'Lesbians Terrorize San Diego Community During 2008 Political March'

I haven't covered James Hartline, the fundamentalist, recloseted gay man who hails from the "homosexual stronghold" of Hillcrest in San Diego, CA, in a while. He is a failed City Council candidate, but he is best known for his mind-boggling anti-gay screeds on gay rodeos, San Diego Pride (multiple times), Starbucks, and even the equally insane Lou Sheldon.

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Manic Pixie Dream Girls debunked

If you haven't read this article about the Manic Pixie Dream Girl movie stereotype, do. It's hilarious and really nails the nature of this disturbing fantasy that's revisited time and time again on screen. But I just have to quarrel with two of the picks, just a little. I think Kate Hudson's character in "Almost Famous"---a MPDG named Penny---is actually a send-up of the stereotype, though not a send-up in the ha-ha way, but more in the "unmoored girls with mental problems are real human beings, not fantasies to project on, you prick" sort of way. Her complete meltdown after the way her self-image is dashed by the certain knowledge that the men she thought she was charming actually thought of her as nothing but a fuckhole was sobering. The movie was about the main character's losing his grip on a lot of fantasies that dominate the adolescent imagination, and her overdose was the end of the fantasy of the MPDG, replacing her with a real human being with serious problems. Same story with Shirley MacLaine in "The Apartment". Her suicide attempt never struck me as part of a charming eccentricity, but the direct result of the miserable situation her older, married lover had put her in. That said, she is a MPDG in other ways, mostly because she's blunt, which was eccentric in that era but doesn't come across as remarkable now.

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Prison-based sadism hints at widespread social sadism

The ACLU Reproductive Rights Project sent a press release to me to alert me that they, in conjunction with other branches of the national organization and with the Arizona branch, are filing three separate cases against Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County. The reign of Arpaio, who fashions himself a little dictator within our supposed democracy, is a classic example of how far gone this country's right wing politics have gone, and why instances like Abu Gharib were not anomalies, but entirely predictable, stemming as they do from our culture. The director of the Arizona ACLU wrote a post explaining what a wretched motherfucker Arpaio is.

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The most tasteless thing I've seen in an eternity

In case there was any doubt that we're living in the 80s. On steroids.

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Fuck You, Mountains. Fuck You.

imageMaggie Gallagher lazily laces up her evo psych shoes and decides to take a walk in the mind of the mountain-climbing man.

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Missouri's Rep. Scott Muschany: This week's Republican Sexual Hypocrite

Can the GOP keep up the pace of having at least one embarrassing elected official busted per week for violent criminal sexual behavior all the way through to the election?

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