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Plan B Is OTC: Let's Get Started On Those Sex Cults

I saw the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the Whore of Babylon stampeding down the street last night, and immediately I knew what had happened. (But I did go online to verify.) The Obama administration is giving up their pointless war on over-the-counter emergency contraception. While the pleasure of this announcement was sadly muted because of the ongoing discussion about Obama's other abuses of basic human privacy rights, I was buoyed right back up again thinking about how conservatives were going to take this. They're already down on women being able to say no to pregnancy, but they really, really hate it when women say no after a man has ejaculated in her and apparently claimed her body for the forced pregnancy brigade with sperm power. (That many, probably most men do not in any way, shape or form intend for their orgasms  to terminate a woman's right to bodily autonomy doesn't seem to factor into the outrage levels from the right about post-coitus birth control, so I have to assume they're speaking up mainly for the mindless desire of sperm to find an egg when they complete their journey to the fallopian tubes.) And yes, the tears of mine enemies are full of salty goodness.

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