NEW YORK — Kyle Rittenhouse could get more than $3 million for a book about how he shot dead two men and wounded a third during riots in Wisconsin last August, people in the know tell me. While many Democrats believe Rittenhouse, 18, belongs in jail, most Republicans are treating him like a hero. He’s being offered jobs by GOP Congress members and he met with former President Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago. But sources say his easiest way to make money is a book deal. “Tucker Carlson is encouraging him and will help promote it,” a source told me. “The goal is to hire a well-known conservative ghos...
Jimmy Kimmel mocks 'world's craziest ex' Trump for attacking Biden: 'Just another old man in Florida'
Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night marked the one-year anniversary of President Joe Biden's inauguration.
"It's also the one-year anniversary of Donald Trump skipping his inauguration, like it was Don Jr.'s birthday party or something," Kimmel said during his monologue. "One year ago today, Donald and Melania Trump boarded Air Force One to fly home to Florida, and that was the last time they saw each other."
Kimmel also mocked Trump for his statement Wednesday falsely accusing Biden of taking only "softball" questions during a White House news conference, and claiming he "would never have been allowed to get away with that."
"So he released this while Biden was in the middle of the press conference," Kimmel said. "He really is the world's crazy ex. Basically, Biden is Pete Davidson, America is Kim Kardashian, and Trump is a chubby orange Kanye."
"He got away with everything," Kimmel added. "He Sharpie'd his own weather on a map. There's nothing he didn't get away with. But now he's just another old man in Florida complaining about things he sees on TV."
Watch the full monologue below.
Trump’s Secret Meetings Before Capitol Attack & Mitch McConnell Accidentally Says What He Means www.youtube.com
Former president Donald Trump can't seem to keep his walls straight.
During an interview with Fox News' Sean Hannity on Thursday night, Trump appeared to confuse a completely metaphorical wall with his actual border wall.
Referring to President Joe Biden, Hannity said, “So, you keep banging your head against the wall — why would you expect a different result?”
Trump responded: "So, we would have had the wall completed in three weeks. It was largely completed. We did almost 500 miles of wall.”
Coincidentally, Trump also bragged during the interview about once "acing" a cognitive test.
Video and reactions from Twitter below.
Here\u2019s the video of this pic.twitter.com/xf9sSjtqGa https://twitter.com/jeremymbarr/status/1484353622863347712\u00a0\u2026— Aaron Rupar (@Aaron Rupar) 1642732654
lmao Trump is still bragging about passing his dementia test pic.twitter.com/8yQoQLoAg4
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 21, 2022
The pause while the word "wall" oscillates through various layers of jello brain before finding a stray synapse and triggering the canned responsehttps://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1484354265946607626\u00a0\u2026— Kevin Gannon (@Kevin Gannon) 1642733715
Dear Lord. The man's brain is a pile of garden mulch and rat poop.https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1484354265946607626\u00a0\u2026— Gary Legum (@Gary Legum) 1642734796
Lol. Man person TV camera\u2026 Wall? #TrumpIsALaughingStockhttps://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1484354265946607626\u00a0\u2026— Consultant \ud83d\ude37\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@Consultant \ud83d\ude37\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8) 1642733147
When you bang your head against the wall that would have been completed in 3 weeks.https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1484354265946607626\u00a0\u2026— Lionel Hutz Law (@Lionel Hutz Law) 1642735749
Dementia is a bitchhttps://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1484354455273312260\u00a0\u2026— Autti (@Autti) 1642734748
It's funny because it's terrifying.https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1484354265946607626\u00a0\u2026— Candygram for Mongo (@Candygram for Mongo) 1642735393
GOP lawmaker introduces measure for New Hampshire to secede: 'Our state's sovereignty has been stolen'
On Thursday, WMUR's Adam Sexton reported that New Hampshire Republican state Rep. Mike Sylvia has introduced a constitutional amendment to allow New Hampshire to secede from the United States.
"Some believe that the question of independence has been settled," said Sylvia at a House hearing. "If so, then our state's sovereignty has been stolen."
Rep. Mike Sylvia, (R) Belmont, introducing a constitutional amendment to have N.H. declare its independence (secede) from the United States: \n\n"Some believe that the question of independence has been settled. If so, then our state's sovereignty has been stolen." #NHPolitics #WMURpic.twitter.com/gwKoz7jxd5— Adam Sexton (@Adam Sexton) 1642726375
New Hampshire state lawmakers have been embattled in a series of controversies over the past several months. In October, state Rep. Ken Weyler stepped down as chair of the House Finance Committee after claiming that the COVID-19 vaccines are a Satanic plot by the Catholic Church and contain tentacled creatures and 5G mind control technology.
The party's conspiracy theories have grown so bizarre that one Republican member of the New Hampshire House, Bill Marsh, defected to the Democratic Party in protest.