When I clicked over to Jesus' General the other morning, I should not have been eating breakfast. Guest poster "John McCain" shared his trip to show how he knows how to "connect" with young voters in the virtual world known as Second Life. See his pasty virtual tattooed posterior below the fold.

I should also thank you for suggesting that I reach out to young voters by going onto the electronic Second Life play acting computing machine. I'll admit it was hard at first, but then I ran into Richard Nixon at your inner Frenchman's place, the Cafe Wellstone.

My next stop was Second Life Republican Headquarters. I met a nice Republican woman there. I believe she was a movement conservative because she had the word "slave" tattooed above her woman things.