Augustienne (to me): ...so, tomorrow let's go pick up the car from my dad's house after we take the dog to get her nails clipped and go grocery shopping, so I can take the car to go get that thing for Augustlet's school and you two can just go straight home...
Augustlet (in perfect chorus with Augustienne): ...or whatever.
Me: Hahahahaha.
Augustienne: That's going to be an Augustlet Chronicle, isn't it?