…to read DURING sex. Probably best left unexplored is why I thought of this in the first place.
He’s Just Not That Into You
The Wealth of Nations
The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom by Dr. Phil
Atkins Diabetes Revolution
Who Moved My Cheese? (Bonus points if partner is ALSO reading, “Nobody Moved My Cheese” by Ross Shafer)
Rise and Fall of the Third Reich – Unabridged
Answering “No one should read during sex” is automatic memefail on the grounds of breaking the fourth wall.