
The Republican Party is currently firming up plans for their 2016 Presidential debates; attempting to figure out how to fit possibly 70 candidates onto one stage in a way that it doesn't make them look like a gospel choir -- only all white.
For the Sept. 16, 2015 event, the Ronald Reagan (blessed be His name) Foundation and Library announced a new format, dividing that debate into two groups shirts and skins with the "Top 10" in the polls in one flight and the garbage time players sitting on the bench, appearing later for the talent portion of the crazy train pageant. In order to make the tackling dummy C-list, a candidate must meet the minimum threshold of 1 percent in public polling, so Bobby Jindal can probably make other plans for that day. Maybe go see a movie, shop for shoes, stare wistfully at the gulf and wonder where it all went wrong.
With so many candidates lining up, many voters may become confused by which white guy is the white guy that all the white guys are gonna vote for.
With that in mind -- and with a Twitter assist from former Family Research Council employee Josh Duggar of the sexing and baby-making Duggar breeding line-- here are some photos of GOP candidates taken with Josh. There probably won't be any new ones forthcoming from him despite the fact that he is expected to have a lot of time on his hands going forward because it turns out he was pretty forward with where he put his hands when with the young gals... including his sisters.
Ew.
During Josh's brief public career shaming the pervs for Jesus, he was always willing to gladhand a politician who came to him hoping some of that Duggar magic would rub off. Now it seems it may not have "technically" been "magic."
Ew. Again.
Remember to bookmark this for the future, when the debates roll around. You -- and the Republicans in the photos -- can thank me later for the reminders.
He's not running, but here is Josh with RNC anagram Reince Priebus
It was great to see my friend @Reince at the @March_for_Life today! Thx @GOP for standing for life! @FRCAction http://t.co/Y15ox1XkhP— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1421972294.0
This would be Josh with Iraq flip-flopper Jeb Bush...who would rather be photgraphed with his brother right now
Good to catch up with @govjebbush this morning in DC. http://t.co/r7cqjb7aTx— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1421849885.0
Oh Look, here is Josh with Iowa breadbag lady Joni Ernst, who could be a VP contender. Sure, why not?
Great job on the @GOP response to #SOTU delivered by Iowa's junior Senator @joniernst! @FRCAction http://t.co/pD1P6RBLEw— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1421815960.0
Here he is with Bobby Jindal and Rush Limbaugh's brother, Fredo. Jindal is the only candidate whose candidacy this photo will absolutely have no impact on.
.@BobbyJindal & @DavidLimbaugh, two great Americans! #VVS14 @FRCAction http://t.co/64HOqsWuzI— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1411766162.0
With super smart guy, Rick Perry
Thanks for saying hello in Iowa, always great to see you @GovernorPerry! #FLS2014 @FRCAction @theFAMiLYLEADER http://t.co/BTWhko5xeH— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1407705100.0
Here is Josh with Koch Industries Employee of the Year, Scott Walker
Great meeting today w/ @ScottWalker! He has a very passionate vision for America. #OurAmericanRevival #2016 http://t.co/PiB7MfiSzt— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1432061696.0
This is something Josh tweeted, but probably never read
Do right and risk the consequences. - Sam Houston http://t.co/DWDxVpEooU— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1431905441.0
Josh with Duggar family favorite Mike Huckabee
Great to visit w/ my friend @GovMikeHuckabee this morning in DC. Thankful to have his voice on the #2016 stage! http://t.co/qN2FiyadVf— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1431785268.0
Rick Santorum, because, of course
Happy Birthday to my friend @RickSantorum -- I appreciate your courage standing for truth! http://t.co/P4cGVt6T4F— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1431297447.0
Let's not forget Ted Cruz!
Great meeting today w @SenTedCruz. He always conveys passion for America & the importance of faith, family & freedom! http://t.co/SvBjBw1GXV— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1430934744.0
And because the GOP race is so unsettled and ANYTHING can happen
Always great to see @SarahPalinUSA @BristolsBlog! #CPAC2015 http://t.co/uwRupQ8rJr— Josh Duggar (@Josh Duggar) 1425001251.0
Note his hands.
Gropers gonna grope...