Republican party presidential candidate Donald Trump thinks that the election is rigged, though we've yet to have the election yet. But, given his sinking polling numbers, the self-described billionaire is already making up excuses for why he lost. The problem is, "Daily Show" host, Trevor Noah noted, is that Trump is the one rigging the election, and it isn't for himself, so much as against himself.
Trump has spent the last week trying to justify that he prefers shaking hands with women's vaginas. At this point in the election, Noah notes that all Clinton must do is hold out. She's like Rue in the "Hunger Games" waiting the thing out, sitting in a tree.
There is a reason that Trump is losing, however. "It's because he's a terrible man, who's done terrible things and has a terrible plan for the country," Noah boils it down.
“The media is not rigged against you," Noah explained to The Donald. "They’re just recording what you say, and playing it back. If anything, you’re rigging your own campaign.”
Trump has basically become his own worst enemy, he just can't see it, according to Noah.
“Does Trump not realize he’s the one on TV saying the things that make him look bad?” he said. “Maybe he watches TV and says, ‘Who’s that guy? He makes me look like shit!’”
“Seriously, Donald Trump, the media has given you billions of dollars of free air time, you realize that? Billions of dollars!” Noah mocked. “How are they rigging it against you? Even your empty podium has been on TV more than Gary Johnson and Jill Stein combined.” On the plus side, at least Trump's podium knows where Aleppo is.
Noah remarks that it's strange that Trump seems to be beating around the bush when it comes to what he feels is the biggest election fraud in history. Like he saw "The N-Word" in the middle of the road and swerved around it at the last minute.
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