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Friday Genius Ten "You'd Thought I'd Quit!" Edition

Ah hell no! I just got off schedule because of all the SXSW and traveling and stuff. But the Genius ten is back, for everyone who enjoys reading random playlists of music. So, leave a random ten, or follow suit and do a Genius ten. Today's song is picked for two reasons: I saw this artist at SXSW and it's also insanely cheerful French music, and I think everyone could use some of that.

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This illustrates...something

Off Phoenician in a Time of Romans' comment here that there are 18 political parties in New Zealand*, I did a little math and realized that, per capita, New Zealand has nearly three times as many political parties as we have representatives.

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Can Has Socialized Medicine Now, Please?

So, in the latest update in my appendectomy idiocy: I'm in collections for $16,040.

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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

The worst thing about the utter despair I'm experiencing over the Obama administration's almost sure-to-screw-the-pooch decision to just keep pouring money into the banks---with pretty much no accountability attached, or plans to nationalize or break them up---is the feeling that if Obama hadn't been sucked into this disaster plan, he could have a real shot at being a great President. Now I fear he's going to be a one-term President, because if this plan fails (and I believe Paul Krugman that it will for roughly the same reason he cites---giving money to the greedy fucks who got us in this situation is grade A stupid), then the Republicans have a decent-sounding argument against Obama in 2012. I'm not going to go so far as to say that I hope that happens, because of course no matter how badly Obama screws the pooch, AnyRepublican will do it worse with glee, but I'm just sort of amazed that Obama has so little regard to his re-election chances.

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This Is America, Goddammit

I was under the impression we lived in America, not some shitty island nation with 18 political parties and ceremonial royalty. I was under the impression we lived in a country where cash in a card was a perfectly acceptable gift, where we walk into fancy restaurants in flip-flops because they're shoes, where we have guns because we like guns and we revolted against England because fuck their straight-line polite fighting.

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New 50,000-volt Taser offers capability to shock multiple 'targets' at once

My, my, is this what we call progress in the New World Police State? Taser International has convinced our friends across the pond to deploy the "electronic control device" in London this week, where protestors can feel the burn, as it were, if they get too out of hand. (AlterNet):

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This will all end in a shootout with the feds

I'm certainly not the expert on Outer Wingnutteria (hat tip to David for the phrase) like David Neiwert is, but I know enough to start really beginning to worry that the hardest of the hard right are going to go on a self-immolation and violence-causing spree like they did in the 90s, except this time it may be worse, because the President whose authority they're symbolically rejecting is a black man with a funny name. If Outer Wingnutteria---who escalated abortion clinic violence, who bombed Oklahoma City, who racked up shootouts with the Feds (such as Waco, Ruby Ridge, and the Republic of Texas)---rejected Bill Clinton, then what on earth are they going to do with Barack Obama in office? Clinton had a number of things about him that probably cooled some hysteria, perhaps limiting the number of wingnut fence-sitters who were attracted to the militia movements but decided it wasn't worth it to actually start shit, and preferred just to sit at home grumbling. Or, at worst, they'd join a local militia and play soldier on the weekends, but never take it too seriously. Clinton was a bubba, a white guy who had Astroturf in the back of his truck, a burger chomper with a "I just want to be loved" attitude. He had a normal name. Obama is more of a smartass, an urbanite, a health food nut, and of course, he's a black man with a funny name. I fear that these elements are going to make it easier for Outer Wingnutteria to recruit some people who sat it out last round.

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Diaper-clad Stephen Colbert pays homage to the deranged Glenn Beck

I cannot bring myself to watch Glenn Beck, particularly since he has been unleashed in all his paranoid, weeping, untethered-from-reality glory on Faux News, but Stephen Colbert managed to catch the rant-fest host's reveal of his "9-12 Project to save the nation."

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Obama Bans His Muslim Starlight Brotherhood From Recruiting; Conservatives...Angry?

A provision within the new GIVE Act (national volunteerism) bans people in the program from engaging in religious activity as a part of the program. It's a rather inoffensive provision; a government program is not being set up to subsidize private religious activity. You can still go to church on your own time, believe in and worship whatever God you NO YOU CAN'T FASCISM!

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Nice Guy® doesn't get thank you pity sex from a Senator's daughter, gets revenge

Before I begin with this, I want to show you the "About Us" section of The Classiest Blogger Of All Time, who writes a blog called Uncoached.

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The Pope: You Decide

So, the Pope said that condoms not only don't work against HIV, but that they actually make the problem worse, because they make people think about fucking, which isn't something we could come up with on our own, but need NGO sex and health educators to put into our heads. Richard Dawkins, being sensible as usual, pointed out that this means that the pope is "either stupid, ignorant or dim." PZ comes back and points out that "evil" is also an option. I say we settle this through internet pseudo-democracy.

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Joe the Horny Plumber: 'I don't know everything about everything'

Please let this bumblef*ck run for office - he's a conservative gift that keeps on giving.

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