‘Is Rudy actually a lawyer?’ Giuliani gets laughed off the internet for claiming Trump lawyers can ‘correct’ Mueller report
Rudy Giuliani claimed he and the rest of President Donald Trump’s lawyers should be allowed to “correct” the special counsel’s report before it’s made public — and he got laughed off the internet.
The former New York City mayor argued the president’s legal team should be allowed to read the report and make any corrections they wish before Robert Mueller’s findings are released to the public, reported The Hill.
“As a matter of fairness, they should show it to you — so we can correct it if they’re wrong,” Giuliani told the website. “They’re not God, after all. They could be wrong.”
Giuliani also insisted that former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort had done nothing wrong by allegedly sharing polling data during the 2016 campaign with Ukrainian associate Konstantin Kilimnik, and he downplayed the decision by former Trump attorney Michael Cohen to testify before the House Oversight and Reform Committee.
“Big deal!” Giuliani said sarcastically.
Social media users were amazed and baffled by Giuliani’s claims.
Lol nope
— wavey shore ITMFA 🌊 🐋 🦅⚖️ (@wavyshore) January 11, 2019
Are we sure he went to law school?
— 🐺 (@jaytay777) January 11, 2019
Once that report reaches the White House it will be as good as public. This administration leaks like a sieve.#MuellerReport #MuellerKnowsEverything
— o'neill (@johnoneillnyc) January 11, 2019
Just let me correct my paycheck before you deposit the funds in my account.
— 🦅 Joe Matukonis, CFA (@JoeMat7) January 11, 2019
Reminds me of myself in middle school when I used to "correct" my report cards before I brought them home. Didn't know that would grant me a future in politics!
— A. William Allgood (@itsallgood013) January 11, 2019
Using @RudyGiuliani's logic, we should allow those that commit Domestic Violence to touch up their victims' x-rays to prove there was no domestic violence.https://t.co/KquywdNDUP
— KMG365 (@starbucksgirl51) January 11, 2019
Rudy has to be insane.
— Night Mists 🌜❄⛄❄⛄❄🌛 (@Nitemists) January 11, 2019
For someone who didn't collude with the Russians, Trump sure is convinced Mueller is going to find something bad
— Adrian Oaks (@FriendOfTheYeti) January 11, 2019
Is Rudy actually a lawyer? Did he go to trump law school or something?
— Jenn Butters (@JennButters1) January 11, 2019
How about he just tells everyone his version of what happened now? Why does he have to wait for Mueller.
— MagPieSC (@MagPieSC1972) January 11, 2019
Possible SNL skit:
Mueller: Rudy, what do you think of the report?
Giuliani: 10th paragraph should be moved up. You're burying the lede Bob.
Mueller: OK.
Giuliani: How about adding "witch" somewhere in the title? And "impacts" as a verb? "Affects" much better.
Mueller: Hmmm. https://t.co/EpgxyVmTdT— Bob Cusack (@BobCusack) January 11, 2019
— Miss *Nancy Has the Gavel* Construed (@missc0nstrued) January 11, 2019
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WATCH: John Oliver exposes Trump’s lies about vote-by-mail — and the Fox News ‘cult’ claiming the election is already ‘rigged’
"Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver's main story Sunday refuted President Donald Trump's latest crusade against vote-by-mail. Trump announced on Twitter that the more people who vote in an election, the more Republicans tend to lose. So, he wants fewer people to have access to the ballot in November, even if people are too scared to go out during the coronavirus crisis.
Oliver called out Missouri Gov. Mike Parson (R-MO), who outright told people not to vote if they were too afraid to vote in the local elections next week.
"Well, hold on there," Oliver interjected. "Voting is a right. It has to be easy to understand and accessible to anyone."
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John Oliver rips Fox News’ Tucker Carlson for urging ‘order’ from people of color — but never demanding it of police
John Oliver opened his Sunday show, shredding Fox News host Tucker Carlson for uring "order" among protesters, but refusing to urge "order" to police and "wannabe police" who can't stop killing people.
It's a lot, Oliver explained. "How these protests are a response to a legacy of police misconduct, both in Minneapolis and the nation at large and how that misconduct is, itself, built on a legacy of white supremacy that prioritizes the comfort of white Americans over the safety of people of color."
While some of it is complicated, Oliver conceded, most of it is "all too clear."
The Washington, D.C. protests turned violent as the city approached the 11 p.m. curfew the mayor instituted Sunday afternoon.
The policy of D.C. police is that when they are attacked, they advance forward. So, when fireworks were fired, the line of officers began pushing the protesters back further from the White House. Behind the line of police officers also stand a line of National Guard troops that President Donald Trump has demanded stand watch in the city.
Lights that normally shine on the White House have also been turned off, reporters revealed.
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